ONLINE SHOW 1
21 February 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘My nuts are in arctic heaven’ – Mike
‘I’ve sucked the corporate dick’ – Mike
‘We wanted to do something romantic – so we went to Newport Transporter Bridge’ – Mike
‘I’m a sambuca socialist’ – Mike
‘Imagine chopping your wives’ heads off’ – Mike
‘These days, you can’t set fire to someone’s car for a laugh’ – Mike
‘Is there a club near you that isn’t going to stick a dildo up my arse?’ – Mike
‘I’ll quite happily talk about my cock and balls to strangers around the world’ – Mike
‘I’m not going to have a go at you if your water’s breaking’ – Mike
‘I get sex four times a year – and I‘m happy with that’ – Mike
‘It could have been worse’ – Mike
‘I’ve got some meow meow if you fancy it’ – Elis
‘Mam’s paid for this’ – Elis
‘I was attractive to the poet’s daughters’ – Elis
‘Josh Widdicombe called me a boring c*nt once’ – Elis
‘I will get married’ – Elis
‘You’ve really ruined the vibe now, Mike’ – Elis
‘I would never wank in a carrier bag ever again’ – Elis
‘I don’t think you can compare Joseph Goebbels to a snowboarder who’s about to win a gold medal’ – Elis
‘What if I need a crossbow and a bag of ammo?’ – Steff
CLIPS
Elis James’ crossbar challenge – link – (Mike)
Gerald Sinstadt trying and failing to interview John Fashanu – link – (Elis)
Lindsey Jacobellis learns a lesson at the Winter Olympics 2006 – link – (Steff)
ONLINE SHOW 2
11 February 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘I wish my old man was Burt Reynolds’ – Mike
‘All I said was hello’ – Steff
‘Stop saying begat!’ – Steff
‘She had a Deirdre Barlow phase’ – Mike
‘That’s what gave me the horn: when she looked like Dennis Taylor’ – Mike
‘Is this your blood in the spunk guy?’ – Steff
‘He said, “Right, there’s no easy way for me to say this… I need you to cup your balls and move them away from me”’ – Elis
‘Dan, what’s the strap-on dick for?’ – Mike
‘I think I’ve got some love left in the tank’ – Elis
‘Sounds stupid: Sir Elis James’ – Elis
‘I could be Baron Bubbins of Barry’ – Mike
‘It’s not acceptable behaviour for a man from south Wales’ – Steff
‘So, speaking of ornaments and Kelly’s grandparents…’ – Mike
‘I think more live streams should involve the hosts texting people’ – Mike
‘The lawyers are busy with Neil Kinnock. Don’t you worry about that’ – Steff
‘I’d have slept in the hall, like a cat all curled up’ – Elis
‘How am I the bad guy here? All I’ve done is turn off the telly by shooting the screen’ – Elis
‘Dad came home and I’d chiselled off the panel on the kitchen door’ – Mike
‘To Lucy’ – Mike
‘I had breakfast with Toadfish’ – Steff
‘I liked her when she was dressed as a mechanic’ – Elis
‘I’ve just done a Dennis Taylor everywhere’ – Mike
‘There was, I’d say, extreme snogging’ – Elis
‘Don’t get your dick out then’ – Mike
‘First two days, I was nose out’ – Mike
CLIPS
Bill Peterson’s terrible team talk – link – (Mike)
Joe Tracini’s gymnastics commentary – link – (Mike)
Alf from Home and Away dubbed over soccer commentary – link – (Elis)
Frank Lampard appointed Everton manager… with Hollyoaks theme – link – (Elis)
Basil Boli & Chris Waddle: We’ve got a feeling – link – (Steff)
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 1: Rollerball (Mike)
21 August 2020
TOP QUOTES
‘I do like Nelson Mandela – but don’t do the top button up’ – Mike
‘If you’re gonna buy your fetish gear, just be careful’ – Mike
‘“Johnny Mathis singing ‘When A Child Is Born’ as Ronda Rousey gets her tits kicked in” is a sentence I never thought I’d say’ – Mike
‘I did this spin-off podcast on one condition: That there would be a sex scene I’d have to watch “for work”’ – Elis
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 2: Raging Bull (Elis)
24 September 2020
TOP QUOTES
‘We already spend enough on the idiots who listen to this thing’ – Mike
‘I just find the word “panties” funny’ – Mike
‘I dislike people equally, regardless of race, background, ethnicity, gender’ – Mike
‘It’s just like a diary. A slow, depressing Rocky with no Mickey and no story’ – Mike on Raging Bull
‘It hasn’t got a Let It Go banger in it’ – Elis on Frozen II
‘Beginning, middle, sex scene, end’ – Elis
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 3: Any Given Sunday (Steff)
26 October 2020
TOP QUOTES
‘My esteemed colleague and friend, Elis James, has just walked into the room with what can only be described as a twat’s coffee’ – Mike
‘I was getting the holocaust and the famine gigs mixed up’ – Mike
‘Speaking of hidden depths, you would not believe the shit I got for the speculum stuff off my wife’ – Mike
‘I showed her the beginning of a film, she didn’t watch much of it to be fair, called Gooey Buns 2’ – Mike
‘If I had a dong like that one fella, I’d never wear pants’ – Mike
‘Elis and I both love a nice male bum’ – Mike
‘Like a dirty towel rail’ – Elis
‘If you know a reason why jockstraps exist, @distantpod us’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 4: The Fighter (Mike)
1 December 2020
TOP QUOTES
‘I wouldn’t say a lot of the derogatory/semi-legal shit I say if I’d have thought about it first’ – Mike
‘Let’s pretend I care about what you like, so that you’ll suck this’ – Mike
‘The cat was a means to an end. Specifically my end’ – Mike
‘Do you ever get Machiavelli and Svengali mixed up?’ – Mike
‘I don’t want to see your mum’s fanny or your dad’s dick’ – Mike
‘I do make sure that it’s covered inside the house’ – Mike
‘We don’t rehearse a show’ – Mike
‘If we can get these dickheads up to four, five thousand, we could be on the gravy train’ – Mike
‘Like some sort of bald fuckin’ Sid James on acid’ – Mike on Gregg Wallace
‘Thank God I didn’t have naked parents’ – Elis
‘I’d have fronted up and I’d have stayed and had a drink’ – Elis
‘Hate cats, like sex’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 5: Moneyball (Elis)
7 January 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘I’ll suck a corporate dick’ – Mike
‘I saw Ian Hislop’s penis’ – Mike
‘I’ve gone from being award-worthy to award-winning’ – Mike
‘We had a lovely embrace on my front step’ – Elis
‘I haven’t got £12.5m worth of principles’ – Elis
‘I am not going to look like Brad Pitt when I’m 48’ – Elis
‘You cuddled your plumber?’ – Steff
‘Let’s start a war with Greg James’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 6: The Karate Kid (Steff)
22 January 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘Crazy golf is a game that’s so shit’ – Mike
‘She’s basically like Eva Braun. She’s a sucker for the Hitler Youth’ – Mike
‘Don’t worry about a driving licence. He gave me some rice wine and then a free car’ – Mike
‘She fills that swimsuit well’ – Mike
‘Breathe in, breathe out…don’t phone police’ – Mike
‘I just like bonsai and kids’ – Mike
‘You watch You’ve Been Framed, it may as well be called “Break My Neck On A Trampoline for £250”’ – Mike
‘At 16 in America, you could either go and buy a car on HP, or get a Japanese pervert to buy you one’ – Mike
‘I’d have loved it if he just full-on necked with Mr Miyagi at the end of it’ – Mike
‘Got a lot to answer for, haven’t they, the perverts’ – Mike
‘What he’s really trying to do at the end is get one of his boys to teach a loudmouth a lesson – and get one over on a paedophile’ – Mike
‘I kicked the boy in the knackers’ – Elis
‘I did a crane kick in the kitchen yesterday’ – Elis
‘I can’t get a whole Malteser in my mouth’ – Elis
‘I love Mr Miyagi’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 7: The Natural (Mike)
3 March 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘I’m a fridge man’ – Mike
‘If you do play with it enough, the sac gives way’ – Mike
‘My sac was hard. It was never gonna give way’ – Elis
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 8: Jerry Maguire (Elis)
15 April 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘If you’re listening to this, don’t shoot people with an air gun’ – Mike
‘A couple of the boys were wearing Kelly’s bras’ – Mike
‘Who’s wearing a chin dildo?’ – Mike
‘You can be sexy and responsible’ – Mike
‘I’ve never had both ends’ – Elis
‘Why can’t sex be nice and mainstream? Just 4-4-2’ – Elis
‘People’s heads aren’t designed to be flown into by a plane, are they?’ – Elis
‘Tom Cruise has never referred to sex as “mince and onions”’ – Steff
‘Scott Quinnell has brainwashed you’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 9: Escape To Victory (Steff)
22 April 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘I mean the car, not the call girl’ – Mike
‘You don’t even need the drink. You’re chopsy anyway’ – Mike
‘I love the war. I love Michael Caine’ – Mike
‘That is a swastika away from my favourite kit’ – Mike
‘Acting’s a piece of piss. I’ve said it before’ – Mike
‘I draw the line at a Distant Pod jumpsuit’ – Elis
‘I’m afraid I panicked. I said you had your dick and balls ripped off’ – Elis
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 10: The Longest Yard (Mike)
27 May 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘Luigi Lamborghini’s a huge fan’ – Mike
‘I’ll suck him off, tell him’ – Mike
‘What about a good, old-fashioned British blow job off someone?’ – Mike
‘A Rory Delap of a blowjob’ – Elis
‘You can only suck up to these idiots for so long’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 11: Rocky III (Elis)
22 June 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘The first person who says to me “the nights start drawing in from tomorrow”, I’m gonna throw hot coffee in their face’ – Mike
‘On the slim chance of Mike Tyson listening to this, I was not taking the piss’ – Mike
‘I’ve got a problem with flatulence’ – Mike
‘When I do go to the loo, I’m rarely on it for less than half an hour’ – Mike
‘It can’t be good for you, just living on egg whites and toast’ – Elis
‘It’s an air shit’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 12: Stir Crazy (Steff on behalf of Mike)
1 August 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘I am a fat cunt. I am wearing a Hawaiian shirt and I have got a bunch of fucking Cornettos in my hand’ – Mike
‘I’m gonna get filled in in Tescos’ – Mike
‘My car’s got woodworm. What the hell’s going on?’ – Mike
‘He’s very much a passive cowboy monkey’ – Mike
‘I was absolutely ruined after quarter of an hour. Light-headed. Thought I was going to faint’ – Elis
‘How do you get a monkey in a pair of chaps?’ – Elis
‘He’s absolutely a devotee of the whoopee cushion’ – Elis
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 13: The Damned United (Elis)
15 September 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘I look like Toad of Toad Hall’ – Elis
‘I had murderous thoughts until about 2am’ – Mike
‘Not rolling in your own shit is vanity’ – Mike
‘I was known for my eyes’ – Mike
‘This (Zoom settings) is like the Birmingham Six’ – Mike
‘Come up to me in the bar and I’ll sign anything. Your back, your tits, your willy. I don’t care’ – Mike
‘I’m not signing willies in bars again’ – Steff
‘Can I have a fry-up?’ – Elis
‘It’s a British tradition, isn’t it, the sickie? – Mike
‘I was a terrible employee’ – Elis
‘What do you mean by “gentlemen’s evening”?’ – Elis
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 14: Rush (Mike)
16 November 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘Is it a world-title gown?’ – Elis
‘You’d have to hit him with a pool table’ – Mike
‘And then I soiled myself’ – Mike
‘I think the blouse’s time is over’ – Elis
‘Someone said, “Elis, you are a complete irrelevance”’ – Elis
‘Can I have done porridge first?’ – Elis
‘I was in such pain, I couldn’t get a boner’ – Mike
‘You cannot criticise my erection’ – Mike
‘I’m not pro-death’ – Mike
‘Don’t have sex in a bog’ – Steff
‘12 cans. Sexy’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 15: Cool Runnings (Mike)
24 November 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘I could send you a great video of me doing chin-ups’ – Elis
‘She said, “Do not say that on the podcast”’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 16: The Mighty Ducks (Steff)
19 December 2021
TOP QUOTES
‘El, I’m not angry that you’re late. I’m just disappointed’ – Mike
‘Mike “Frankie Fredericks” has gone’ – Elis
‘I love dodging things at high speed’ – Mike
‘Mike can’t stand people saying “veg”’ – Elis
‘I gave out a beermat with my moustache on it’ – Mike
‘I don’t swear at the kids’ – Mike
‘Anything on BBC Radio 1 tends to be bad’ – Mike
‘I’ve never met Taff – but he could have me’ – Steff
‘Nothing against the man, I just don’t think he was very good’ – Mike
‘I can do fuckin’ Erasure’ – Mike
‘We haven’t mentioned what the film is!’ – Elis
‘Walt Disney Bubbins?’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 17: The Replacements (Mike)
18 February 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘I love capacities’ – Elis
‘Fuck off, y’nonce’ – Mike
‘Kick him in the penis and drive off’ – Steff
‘Kids swearing and farting is funny’ – Mike
‘It’s fartageddon in year two’ – Elis
‘I nearly threw up my merlot at the end’ – Mike
‘What I would say is: Don’t buy it’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 18: Fat City (Elis)
23 February 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘I’m not interested in bloody CrossFit, fitness, planking, core work, any of that bullshit’ – Mike
‘6.30 is sleep time’ – Elis
‘I will be asleep within 30 seconds of ejaculating’ – Mike
‘That wasn’t in Lion King’ – Steff
‘I prefer his stuff with Keanu Reeves’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 19: I, Tonya (Steff)
26 March 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘Bubbs provides the far right balance’ – Elis
‘I’d read that if I thought you worked hard on it’ – Elis
‘What did I do yesterday?’ – Mike
‘I went inside and me and my mother-in-law did a Wordle each in silence’ – Mike
‘I’m one of Europe’s top podcasters’ – Elis
‘I liked it ’cos I am thick’ – Elis
‘He loves a bit of bum’ – Mike
‘If I did that, I’d be sick on the ice because I was dizzy’ – Elis
‘Would a mop do it?’ – Steff
‘What if you called him… James Elis?’ – Steff
‘They gave me opium’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 20: Brewster’s Millions (Mike)
15 June 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘My bum gets numb’ – Mike
‘…lying on a bed, masturbating, drinking Friij’ – Steff
‘It’ll have to be something to do while I’m oily’ – Mike
‘I wanna talk about your boner’ – Elis
‘What Facebook ads are you getting?’ – Steff
‘I could do a million quid a day. Piece of piss’ – Mike
‘I really like Cornwall. It’s mine now’ – Steff
‘Tool the kids up’ – Steff
‘He offers nothing… and I’m not having a go at the bloke’ – Mike
‘That Elis James. Have you met him? What a prick’ – Mike
‘Stefan Garrero. What a knob’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 21: Caddyshack (Elis)
11 July 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘The paramilitary Socially Distant Sports Bar?’ – Elis
‘They’re dodgy in a good way’ – Mike
‘Go and buy a bloody microwave and start making a fucking effort’ – Elis
‘Four Freddos. Next’ – Steff
‘Do you do your bum last?’ – Mike
‘I’d say seventy-five to eighty per cent of the shower is bum-related’ – Steff
‘I want to know it’s going to be spotless down there’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 22: The Blind Side (Mike)
18 August 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘I’ll do a Crunchy Nut Cornflakes advert’ – Steff
‘I’ve got teeth like a fucking burnt fence’ – Mike
‘He used to have a Snickers and a coffee’ – Steff
‘I could name you 40 chocolate bars. Piece of piss’ – Mike
‘She’s right up there, Sandra Bullock’ – Mike
‘I can play a villain’ – Mike
‘Have you done anything serious, El?’ – Mike
‘He’s obviously a terrible parent’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 23: Hustle (Steff)
20 October 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘All right, fine, jeans are still popular’ – Elis
‘The Elis James niche memory tour 2023’ – Mike
‘Anyone remember council police houses?’ – Mike
‘Pip the Younger?’ – Steff
‘I’ve had a stressful few days and I’m being dragged over the coals, by Elis James, about not looking as good as David Cameron’ – Mike
‘It’s not my dick’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 24: Hoosiers (Elis)
13 December 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘Does time mean anything?’ – Elis
‘I didn’t save fuck all, mate’ – Mike
‘Looks like a burn’s victim’s penis, my nob’ – Mike
‘I’ve had a shit in the shower, obviously’ – Elis
‘Six wanks?’ – Steff
‘Sorry, I’m absolutely fascinated by Lord Haw Haw’ – Elis
‘I don’t trust horsey people’ – Elis
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 25: Mike Bassett: England Manager (Mike)
20 December 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘I wanna rip their fuckin’ tits off’ – Mike
‘Big fan of Jossy’s Giants’ – Steff
‘It’s so 2001’ – Elis
‘What’s he doing fannying around on this?’ – Steff
‘We’ve watched some proper shit’ – Elis
‘I’m gonna go off on one’ – Mike
‘Call people nobheads when they’re nobheads’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 26: The Phantom Of The Open (Mike)
11 January 2023
TOP QUOTES
‘John is a miser’ – Elis
‘I’ve gone a bit Dr Dolittle’ – Mike
‘It’s lovely this. It’s a blue Babybel’ – Elis
‘A full-body Bucks Fizz’ – Mike
‘She was not a floozy’ – Mike
‘I refuse to allow Isy to follow her dreams’ – Elis
‘I own two of the cars in this film’ – Mike
‘Fuckin’ hell, I can’t spin on my head’ – Steff
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 27: Heaven Can Wait (Steff)
29 January 2023
TOP QUOTES
‘Just develop a drug addiction, Mike’ – Elis
‘I’ve been watching someone sell diamanté necklaces for two hours’ – Mike
‘Do you drink water?’ – Mike
‘I had a severe Ribena addiction in the 1980s and 1990s’ – Elis
‘Who drinks 15 cups of coffee in a day?’ – Elis
‘I want to be proud of my hard ons and my stools‘ – Elis
‘I bloody love elephants. Bang!’ – Mike
‘Don’t! This is the conversation I have with Isy every day’ – Elis
‘I am not neat – and a hoarder. It’s a bad life’ – Elis
‘It is an absolute godsend that Isy doesn’t listen to this podcast’ – Elis
‘In this one, she’s not getting nobbed by a robot’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 28: Grand Slam (Mike)
21 February 2023
TOP QUOTES
‘My piss is brown‘ – Steff
‘I’m not sure skimming is a weight-loss activity ’ – Steff
‘… setting fire to each other’s bums’ – Steff
‘What makes you Welsh? Composing TikToks and feeling like shit’ – Elis
‘That’s why I take 87%’ – Steff
‘That’s bollocks. Move on’ – Mike
‘A BBC strip club. I wouldn’t put it past them’ – Mike
‘…putting spice up their bums’ – Steff
‘A 12-year-old just getting pissed on by loads of adults’ – Mike
‘He’d be known as Jimmy Puke’ – Mike
‘And aftershaves his eyebrows’ – Steff
‘He likes boobs. That’s on the record’ – Steff
‘If I wanna watch sex films, I’ll watch sex films’ – Mike
MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB EPISODE 29: Tin Cup (Elis)
31 March 2023
TOP QUOTES
‘It does still look like I’ve been taken hostage‘ – Mike
‘I must’ve spent about eight hours the next day on TikTok’ – Mike
‘The only podcasts I ever listen to is when I’m on it’ – Mike
‘I once declared £3.25’ – Elis
‘I’m eating like I’m on death row’ – Elis
‘I’m not sure MDMA ever got to Barry’ – Mike
‘He’s got the pencil case yips’ – Steff
‘Imagine getting the wanking yips’ – Elis
‘Costner’s hair looks suspiciously clean’ – Elis
‘Does he deliver any letters? Does he fuck’
‘I didn’t want to Google in case it meant anal’ – Steff
‘I spunked on your golf glove’ – Steff
‘I ended up in a strip joint by mistake’ – Mike
QUESTION & ANSWER 1 (PATREONS ONLY)
2 May 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘I would say to my 10-year-old self, “Just keep doing it”’ – Mike
‘Take it up with Einstein’ – Elis
‘My son is three and he loves to destroy’ – Elis
‘I said, “Bring back the full-size Monster Munch”’ – Mike
‘You butter the shit out of it’ – Steff
QUESTION & ANSWER 2 (PATREONS ONLY)
29 June 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘It means me, my wife, my kids and, unfortunately, the mother in law’ – Mike
‘I didn’t know you were the fattest man in the world’ – Steff
‘There’s a thin line between cool and homeless’ – Mike
‘You’re essentially his biggest fan, with a dog shit in your hand’ – Steff
‘Horse shit is fine’ – Mike
‘You’re listening to Shit Pod’ – Mike
QUESTION & ANSWER 3 (PATREONS ONLY)
30 July 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘I’ve bought either Dundee or Dundee United’ – Steff
‘I’ve got £120million’ – Steff
‘I really do like giving joy to Wales’ – Elis
‘I’m wearing a nappy and I’m embarrassed’ – Elis
‘Get some fuckin’ Hawaiian Tropic on, and relax’ – Mike
‘It’s like geo fucking… geo weather’ – Mike
‘This is why you shouldn’t watch the news’ – Mike
‘You’re confusing stress with anger. They’re not the same thing’ – Mike
RICHARD HERRING’S LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE PODCAST 411
19 October 2022
TOP QUOTES
‘The mortgage years’ – Steff
‘If I was to meet them, I would say “I feel neutral”’ – Elis
‘A friend of mine was asked to compere a minute’s silence’ – Elis
‘ I did a sponsored silence on Radio Wales’ – Mike
‘I wish them both good and bad luck’ – Elis
‘Wankers’ – Mike
‘You just toss about for an hour’ – Steff
‘Frogs. That was a weird one’ – Mike
‘She was staff’ – Mike
‘I was put off by the butt funnels’ – Elis
‘You have a deep sadness, Steff’ – Elis
‘Luckily for me, a diplodocus has a very long neck’ – Mike
‘I’d like to be a short, weak man’ – Mike
‘I didn’t expect a thousand gacked-up North Walians’ – Steff
‘Everyone fancies their nan, don’t they?’ – Mike
The Socially Distant Sports Bar 