EPISODE 1: Do We Not Like This?
31 March 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘There’s only 12 people in Wales’ – Mike
‘Spin bowling was for the old guys and the fatties, who couldn’t run up’ – Mike
‘I wouldn’t throw my bike in the air’ – Mike
‘If it’s kabbadi, it’s good kabbadi’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Jonathan Davies – link – (Mike)
Kevin Keegan on Superstars – link – (Elis)
Euro ’88 Final – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
An Impossible Job – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Wigan winning the Middlesex Sevens – link – (Steff)
Shane Warne’s ball of the century – link – (Mike)
Barry McGuigan – link – (Elis)
BOOKS
Life Of Evel by Evil Knievel (Mike)
McIlvanney On Boxing by Hugh McIlvanney (Elis)
In Sunshine or in Shadow: Shortlisted by Donald McRae (Steff)

EPISODE 2: Covfefe 19
6 April 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘One lad got his dick out and went across the clubhouse…I just joined in. It was fantastic’ – Mike
‘I started playing golf when I was 11. I really wasn’t cut out for it temperament wise at that age’ – Mike
‘If you watch John Taylor kicking, it looks like he’s had a stroke’ – Mike
‘I just love Terry Wigan’s face’ – Mike
‘If you think it’s an act with Kriss Akabusi, I can assure you he tones it down for the TV’ – Mike
‘My wife got me surfing lessons for my 40th. I thought it’s pointless me even trying that’ – Mike
‘Our Twitter handle was almost uncrackable and, therefore, almost unmarketable’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Paul Thorburn’s kick for Wales V Scotland in 1986 – link – (Elis)
Terry Wogan holes the world’s longest televised putt – link – (Mike)
James Scott who boxed live on TV while serving 30-40 years in prison – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Steve Robinson wins the WBO featherweight title – link – (Elis)
Wales & England V Scotland & Ireland 1980 – link – (Steff)
Daley Thompson wins gold at the 1984 Olympics – link – (Mike)
BOOKS
The Football Man by Arthur Hopcraft (Elis)
Friday Night Lights by HG Bissinger (Mike)
Barbarian Days by William Finnegan (Steff)

EPISODE 3: Milk And Biscuits
13 April 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘If you make landmines, get in touch with the show’ – Mike
‘I’ve been in the hood in Llanfairfechan’ – Mike
‘Two pints in, I’ve revolutionised tennis’ – Mike
‘I asked El to play this lunatic that I based entirely on Paul Sykes. And, I’ve got to say, he did a fantastic job’ – Mike
‘Politicians saying we need to develop a continental drinking culture. Why? We got a fuckin’ British drinking culture. We do it this way, thank you very much’ – Mike
‘What a fantastic mix. Red wine and a Cadbury’s Creme Egg Easter Egg. Superb’ – Elis
‘I refuse to accept that Jordan Henderson isn’t fitter than Jan Molby’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
John Sitton starting on his own players – link – (Elis)
Magic Johnson in the 1992 All-Star Game – link – (Steff)
Stirling Moss interview from 2010 – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
The Test: A New Era for Australia’s Team – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Aston Villa players’ favourite food and drinks from 1995-96 – link – (Elis)
Paul Sykes – link – (Mike)
Serena’s Golden Slam – link – (Steff)
BOOKS
Instant Replay: The Green Bay Diary of Jerry Kramer (Mike)
Those Feet by David Winner (Elis)
This Bloody Mary is the Last Thing I Own by Jonathan Rendell (Steff)

EPISODE 4: Oh, Bobby!
21 April 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘Lionel Blair failed a drugs test. He’d been on poppers for two days’ – Mike
‘In the words of the great Linford Christie, “Nuff respect”’ – Mike
‘I couldn’t get enough of Dick in the eighties’ – Mike
‘Big dog’s cock. You lose ten years’ – Mike
‘Fun fact, I’ve never played through pain’ – Elis
‘I use my hands all the time’ – Elis
‘I can’t imagine Steve Ogrizovic ever looking teenage’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Dick Butkus – link – Mike
Derek Redmond being helped by his dad at Barcelona ’92 – link – (Elis)
1987 English Football League XI V Rest of the World – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Home & Away: The 1984 Milk Cup Final, Everton v Liverpool – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Sam Burgess playing in the NRL Grand Final 2014 – link and link – (Steff)
West Brom in China 1978 – link – (Mike)
Francesco Totti playing 8-a-side with his mates – link – (Elis)
BOOKS
Brilliant Orange by David Winner (Steff)
Bobby Dazzler: My Story by Bobby George (Mike)
The Glory Game by Hunter Davies (Elis)

EPISODE 5: You’ve Got To Die Of Something
28 April 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘You don’t look at Alan Shearer and go, “Kojak”’ – Mike
‘I just gave her a bowl of grilled chicken’ – Mike
‘When all the lockdown started, and people started panic-buying, old Bubbins is laughing his tits off’ – Mike
‘You’ve gotta die of something’ – Mike
‘We’re a sports podcast. We talk about Lionel Blair and Bobby Davro with equal aplomb’ – Mike
‘I put the book down on the desk and said to Gail Emms, “Will you let me change your life?” I hadn’t even said hello’ – Elis
‘Rugby is a shit game to play’ – Elis
‘It is quite intimidating when 3,000 people are calling you a wanker’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Jonah Lomu v England 1995 – link – (Elis)
1973 Shamrock Rovers v Brazil – an all Ireland football team – link – (Steff)
John Facenda reads “If” – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Ice Guardians – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Bernard Hopkins confronts Joe Calzaghe – link – (Steff)
Leeds Utd v West Brom 1971 – link – (Elis)
Derek Quinnell debut – link – (Mike)
BOOKS
The Cyclist Who Went Out In The Cold by Tim Moore (Steff)
Barry Sheene by Steve Parrish (Mike)
Born To Run by Christopher McDougall (Elis)

EPISODE 6: Waking Up Next To A Bag Of Cement
6 May 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘The wife turns round to the husband and goes “and then he fingered her” – and the Bishop of Exeter gave me the most withering look imaginable’ – Mike
‘You can see Peter Purves thinking “that kid’s a pussy”’ – Mike
‘You’re not there to see me doing some jokes about my dick – but that’s what you’re gonna get’ – Mike
‘I felt Andy Powell’ – Mike
‘If my agent’s listening to this, I apologise’ – Mike
‘I didn’t have a girlfriend. That’s how I spent 2005, watching Kimbo Slice videos’ – Elis
‘If you’re interested in booking me for a corporate, don’t bother. I’ll ruin your night’ – Elis
‘I must’ve eaten Kellogg’s Start for, I’d say, seven years’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Shaun Williamson, Barry from Eastenders, singing before the World Indoor Bowls final – link – (Mike)
Andy Powell’s message to the troops – link – (Steff)
Match of the Century (1953 England v Hungary football match) – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
Next Goal Wins – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Chuck Wepner v Andre the Giant, 1976 – link – (Elis)
Junior Kickstart, 1985 – link – (Mike)
Kellogg’s Start advert – link – (Steff)
BOOKS
Knowing the Score by David Papineau (Steff)
Today We Die a Little by Richard Asquith (Elis)
90 minutes of freedom by Jamie Grundy (Mike)

EPISODE 7: Mother Teresa’s Debit Card
12 May 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I fuckin’ chucked a shot put at a 12 year old’ – Mike
‘I don’t watch my kid take milk out of the fridge and think, ‘How’d you do that?’’ – Mike
‘They’re fuckin’ lazy people, magicians’ – Mike
‘You’ve got to be a joyless prick to be gutted that someone made you watch Cool Runnings’ – Mike
‘I’ll tell you what I hate: corned beef’ – Mike
‘I’m not gonna bore you with Pythagoras’ theorem’ – Mike
‘That Mother Teresa, she didn’t have a debit card’ – Mike & Elis
‘I’ll fight ’em in a pub car park’ – Elis
‘I will never do a ski jump. Hand on heart, I can promise you that’ – Elis
‘The way he acts with that 13 year old is completely out of order’ – Elis
‘Fancy dress does not feel intimidating’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Michael Owen & Neville Southall – link – (Steff)
Simone Biles’ floor exercises, 2019 – link – (Mike)
The Haka, 1973 style – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
Panorama Millwall 1977 – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Chicago Cubs – Steve Bartman – link – (Steff)
Eddie The Eagle… with added Burt Reynolds – link – (Mike)
The Peter Reid clip about Lawrie Cunningham – link – (Elis)
BOOKS
Up Pohnpei by Paul Watson (Steff)
Snake – The Ken Stabler autobiography (Mike)
Soccernomics by Simon Kuper & Stefan Szymanski (Elis)

EPISODE 8: 14 Seconds
19 May 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I’ve never seen a Shepton Mallet pig’ – Mike
‘You wouldn’t see a Don Bradman statue next to a flippin’ Greggs’ – Mike
‘I went through a phase of being what you would call a naughty boy’ – Mike
‘They love this, the Belgians’ – Mike
‘The Highland Fling is probably the shittest of all the world dances’ – Mike
‘North Wales is like a different planet’ – Mike
‘It’s easy to look hard but you try fighting outside Papa John’s at one in the morning’ – Elis
‘We’re the 34th best sports podcast in Belgium’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
John Fury – link – (Mike)
Wrexham 2 Arsenal 1, FA Cup 3rd Round, January 1992 – link – (Elis)
Blues v Crusaders – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The Rugby Codebreakers – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
The Tartan Flash – link – (Mike)
Ian Wright meets his old teacher – link – (Elis)
Mark Hughes’ missing goal – link – (Steff)
BOOK
In The Mad Pursuit of Applause by Max Boyce (Mike)
Pants of Perspective by Anna McNuff (Steff)
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner by Alan Sillitoe (Elis)

EPISODE 9: Dr Z
26 May 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I said, ‘Go on then mate, let’s have a look at your dick’’ – Mike
‘Put down the quinoa, there’ll be no planking on my watch’ – Mike
‘All I could see at the end of this Gillette Mach II razor was just the end of my nipple’ – Mike
‘I remember telling my dad that my girlfriend’s dad had taken me upstairs to inject my arse’ – Mike
‘I got my dick out and put it on the table. I said, ‘Go on then: it’s your go’’ – Mike
‘Two days after my squatting session, you would not be able to walk’ – Mike
‘Motson’s unzipped but he’s not sure which way it‘s gonna go’ – Elis
‘If you think that childbirth is the best day of your life, you are ill’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Moe Norman’s Golf Swing – link – (Mike)
Robbie Savage phones Real Radio to have a chat with Leighton James – link – (Steff)
Kerri Strug’s vault at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
9.79* – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
The world’s oldest ultra – link – (Steff)
Bullseye’s worst prize ever – link – (Mike)
Sunshine on Leith, sung by Hibernian fans – link – (Elis)
BOOKS
The Fight by Norman Mailer (Steff)
Living on the Volcano by Michael Calvin (Elis)
Bringing the Heat by Mark Bowden (Mike)

EPISODE 10: Wimbledon Or Bust
2 June 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘He gave us a Razzle each to apologise’ – Mike
‘She looks full-on like she’s shit herself and broken her back while she’s doing it’ – Mike
‘I’ll tell you what’s nice. Naked bums’ – Mike
‘I’ve got a crossbow and I know where you live’ – Mike
‘I agree on the proviso we can keep all the dung’ – Mike
‘Stick some lube on my chips’ – Elis
‘Whatever you do, Mike, don’t go snowboarding. Those people are absolute twats’ – Elis
‘Sometimes when you tell me anecdotes from your life, it doesn’t sound like somebody’s life who was born in Barry in 1972. It sounds like a story from Quantum Leap’ – Elis to Mike
‘I think I’m lifetime banned from playing under-14s’ – Steff
‘Have you ever tried to run across a road when you’re really pissed?’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
1969 League Cup Final – link – (Mike)
Herman Maier crashing and then winning 2 gold medals – link – (Steff)
1987 Battle of Cardiff – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
89 – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
The Crawl – link – (Mike)
Football scene from Kes – link – (Elis)
Jonty Rhodes fielding – link & link & link – (Steff)
BOOKS
Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby (Elis)
Messi by Matt and Tom Oldfield (Steff)
Barry John’s World of Rugby (Mike)

EPISODE 11: Podding For Pears
9 June 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘My wife says I’ve got tangerine balls’ – Mike
‘Just gimme a bike, you knob’ – Mike
‘Your backend’s like an Austin Allegro’ – Mike to Elis
‘Quick burst of diarrhoea, then put the kettle on’ – Elis
‘Have you considered being punched off a bar stool for money?’ – Elis
‘I’ve always been impressed by the mile as a distance’ – Elis
‘Hard nutters love their grandmas’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Chris Froome ride at the Giro D’Italia – link – (Steff)
Kimbo Slice punches David Blaine – link – (Mike)
Blackpool v Manchester City – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
Cliff (1983) – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Gloucester Cheese Rolling – link – (Mike)
Jimmy Anderson training in the nets – link – (Steff)
Second goal, Wales 3-0 Russia, 2019 Women’s World Cup – link – (Elis)
BOOKS
Raging Bull, My Story by Jake Lamotta – link – (Elis)
Shoe Dog by Phil Knight – link – (Steff)
Mean on Sunday by Ray Nitschke – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 12: Underarmer Karma
16 June 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘My sister…she has calves like Geoff Capes’ – Mike
‘I’ve got a lump on my bumhole, Mum’ – Mike
‘One held my arse cheeks apart while the other put the stuff in’ – Mike
‘At the moment, I’ve got tits. But they’re firm’ – Mike
‘I fingered Fran Nightingale behind a field cannon’ – Mike
‘My dad’s dick looks like a toilet tube’ – Mike
‘You soppy twat. You should’ve twisted the knife’ – Mike
‘I think I look like I’ve been pulled out of a canal’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Calcio Storico – link – (Steff)
England football squad sing ‘All the Way’ on Wogan – link – (Mike)
Robert Jones fighting with Nick Farr Jones, Lions v Australia 1989 – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
Be Water – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Wales beat the All Blacks in 1978 – link – (Mike)
Underarm ball – link – (Steff)
Maradona warming up for Napoli – link – (Elis)
BOOKS
A Fighter’s Heart by Sam Sheridan – link – (Steff)
Rugby Football by Clifford Jones – link – (Mike)
How to Watch Football by Ruud Gullit – link – (Elis)

EPISODE 13: Grandstanding
23 June 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I’m not saying I haven’t shit the bed ever’ – Mike
‘I’m not saying everyone who can do a wheelie is a racist’ – Mike
‘You’re sat there with toast crumbs in your arse crack, having a romantic time of it’ – Mike
‘I’m wearing a fuckin’ jumpsuit to a golf club’ – Mike
‘Snooker is rubbish and hard’ – Elis
‘It’s like going on the piss with a computer’ – Elis on Andy Zaltzman
‘I actually think my son might grow up to be a twat’ – Elis
‘If I shat myself on holiday with a new girlfriend, I would immediately set myself on fire’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Snooker Loopy – link – (Mike)
Alan Jones test match debut – link – (Steff)
Grandstand, 1 April 1989 – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
Kevin Allen’s World Cup video diary – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Brazil Airport Advert – link – (Steff)
Zola Budd ‘trips’ Mary Decker, LA 1984 – link – (Elis)
Danny MacAskill’s brilliant bike trickery – link – (Mike)
BOOKS
Danish Dynamite by Rob Smyth, Lars Eriksen and Mike Gibbons – link – (Steff)
Only A Game? by Eamon Dunphy – link – (Elis)
The Lost Soul of Eamonn Magee by Paul Gibson & Eamonn Magee – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 14: 40 Bags of Pom-Bears
30 June 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I’ve done every one of these 14 podcasts with my dick out’ – Mike
‘It’s, like, 95% accurate. I’ll go: Dead, dead, alive, alive, alive, dead, dead, dead’ – Mike
‘I kicked him so hard, he landed on his shoulder’ – Mike
‘Do you know how fuckin’ legs work?’ – Mike to Elis
‘I could win Mr Wales’ – Elis
‘I’ve often wondered how would I even approach touching my toes’ – Elis
‘How many other sports podcasts are discussing salty Sunday dinners?’ – Elis
‘I need to eat every 90 minutes’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Jurgen Klopp’s first press conference at Liverpool – link – (Mike)
Jan Molby’s ‘Lost Goal’ during a 1985 TV strike – link – (Elis)
Ice Hockey sub goalie makes his NHL debut at 36, concedes no goals, and is man of the match – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Lyle Alzado – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Jamie Carragher & Gary Neville running – link – (Steff)
NRL tackling – link – (Mike)
17yr old Michael Chang bamboozling Ivan Lendl with an underarm serve, French Open 1989 – link – (Elis)
BOOKS
The Breakaway by Nicole Cooke – link – (Steff)
The Topical Times Football Book (1959) (Elis)
Football Shirts Book by Neil Heard – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 15: Half A Family Cheesecake, Two Ribeye Steaks And A Lion Bar
7 July 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I essentially sucked one of his testicles into the vacuum cleaner hose’ – Mike
‘I remember picking up a spatula and hoping for the best’ – Mike
‘I’m like a Home Bargains Evel Knievel’ – Mike
‘I don’t think there’s a nutritionist on earth who would regard cheesecake as an athletes’ food’ – Elis
‘The moment I shit myself, the night’s over’ – Elis
‘Nigel Havers sat down and had lunch with me and “Smokin’” Joe Frazier’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Muhammad Ali & Joe Frasier on the Dick Cavett Show – link – (Elis)
Brian Shaw & Eddie Hall on diets – link – (Steff)
Wales team celebrating England loss – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Gati v Ward Legendary Nights – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
JPR – link – (Mike)
Australian Speedskater Gold – link – (Steff)
Manchester Utd 3 Barcelona 0, European Cup Winners’ Cup, 1984 – link – (Elis)
BOOKS
Das Reboot by Raphael Honigstein – link – (Elis)
The Art of Resilience by Ross Edgley – link – (Steff)
Paper Lion by George Plimpton – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 16: Seven Times A Night
14 July 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I got honked off in High Wycombe (What a gig!)’ – Mike
‘If you’re listening to this, and you book the Apollo, stick it up your arse’ – Mike
‘You’re gonna get on a slab and some student’s gonna cut your dick off for a laugh’ – Mike
‘Let me inject you with whatever I see fit’ – Mike
‘I don’t want to get my jaw broken in the doorway of an estate agent’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Ireland at Italia ’90 – link – (Elis)
Roy Jones touching his toes – link – (Steff)
Atherstone ball game – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Gascoigne – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Why do Ajax sing Bob Marley’s Three Little Birds? – link – (Steff)
Jonathan Agnew & Brian Johnstone ‘legover’ clip – link – (Mike)
Bert Trautman plays 1956 FA Cup final with broken neck – link – (Elis)
BOOKS
Playground of the Gods by Ian Stafford – link – (Steff)
War, Baby: The Glamour of Violence by Kevin Mitchell – link – (Elis)
Distant Replay by Jerry Kramer and Dick Schaap – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 17: Doing A Geldof
21 July 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘Pandas are not sport – Mike
‘Prick is like a Welsh colloquialism for “nice fella”’  – Mike
‘I’ve got to poke his willy into the end of the Oasis bottle’ – Mike
‘If you’re listening to this, and you haven’t paid the Beer52 fiver yet, suck my balls – Mike
‘What sort of psychopath clicks ’no’? – Mike
‘When my son wees on the carpet, I don’t even clean it up – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
George North scores for Lions v Israel Folau – link – (Steff)
Ten-cent beer night – link – (Mike)
Eddie Hall doing a 500kg deadlift – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
The Best That Never Was – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
NHL press conferences – link – (Mike)
Gary Sobers hits six sixes at St Helen’s – link – (Elis)
Real Zaragoza v Ajax 1987 ECWC semi – link – (Steff)
BOOKS
What I Talk About When I Talk About Running by Haruki Murakami – link – (Steff)
I Am The Secret Footballer by Anon – link – (Elis)
No Spin, The Autobiography of Shane Warne – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 18: Ripped Like A Chimp
28 July 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘Any grown man in a pair of white leather trainers and three-quarter fuckin’ shorts should be punched’ – Mike
‘You remind me of ET, El – Mike
‘I know what a crooked feed is, you knob – Mike
‘Violence is very rarely the answer to anything’ – Mike
‘I don’t wanna see Anthea Turner bitch-slapping a boxer’ – Mike
‘If you’re listening to this and you fancy marrying your first cousin, unless you’re in Portugal, you crack on and enjoy yourself’ – Mike
‘If you’re gonna streak, socks up, pair of shoes on, cock and balls out’ – Mike
‘You never think to butt someone in the chest. It’s a good move’ – Mike
‘“Div” is a West Walian colloquial term for “top bloke”’ – Elis
‘When I go on Fighting Talk, I think I’m representing my country at the highest level’ – Elis
‘Snowflake’ is exclusively used by tits’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Will Carling gets a surprise – link – (Elis)
Tony Bellew on SAS Who Dares Wins – link – (Steff)
Brian Close – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
The Opposition – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Non-League Blyth Spartans reach the 1978 FA Cup Fifth Round – link – (Elis)
Crossfit fails – link – (Mike)
Geraint Thomas crying after winning the Tour De France – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Toshack’s Way: My Journey Through Football by John Toshack – link – (Elis)

EPISODE 19: On My Mother’s Life
4 August 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘From the deltoids down to the wrists, and then the cock and balls, I am quite like a shaved chimp’ – Mike
‘Tell them I’ll shave everything off’ – Mike
‘What if it had a bit of wee on the end of it?’ – Mike
‘While you were googling that, Mr Vacant Face, you missed me kicking a tramp to death outside the Salvation Army’ – Mike
‘If I walk down the street and punch an old lady, and say I’m a boxer, there’s no consent from her’ – Mike
‘I’m just gonna put a bonfire in some dry grass to conserve fuckin’ trees’ – Mike
‘I’ve got access to a few more clog dancers’ – Elis
‘I’m Lloyd George! I’m Antony Worrall Thompson!’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Tina Turner Aussie RL Promo – link – (Mike)
Greg Lemond wins the 1989 Tour De France despite having 100 pellets in his chest after being shot by his brother – link – (Elis)
Larry Merchant & Floyd Mayweather – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Once in a Lifetime: The Extraordinary Story of the New York Cosmos – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Jens Adler’s two-minute international career as a sub keeper for GDR – link – (Steff)
Hagler v Hearns Round One, 1985 – link – (Elis)
Gary Newbon gets called a c*nt – link – (Mike)
BOOK
The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw: The Robin Friday Story by Paolo Hewitt & Paul McGuigan – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 20: The Four-Piece Bathroom Suite
11 August 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘The only people who drink espressos are tossers and Europeans’ – Mike
‘I didn’t used to believe in apostrophes when I was young’ – Mike
‘Upstairs, trousers off, bidet on cool, splash’ – Mike
‘I never wanted to play a game of rugby and listen to REO Speedwagon at the same time’ – Mike
‘I just like to masturbate’ – Mike
‘I’m a complete dickhead’ – Elis
‘All the big bodybuilders are into Viennetta’ – Elis
‘My intent is to have a clean bum – but life gets in the way’ – Elis
‘There’s not a jumper in existence that would look good on Eddie Hall’ – Elis
‘You can’t have children in a van’ – Elis
‘Hippies never like Ribena’ – Elis
‘You may as well have Mick McCarthy on everything’ – Steff
‘I don’t want any bums near hand towels’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Scott Jurek talking about his attitude to running – link – (Elis)
Castleford v Wigan commentary – link – (Mike)
GB relay team gold in 2004 – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
America’s Game Superbowl I 1966 – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
A collection of Ieuan Evans’ tries – link – (Elis)
Millionaire Pitcher who lives in a Van – link – (Steff)
Dana Kunze High Diver – link – (Mike)
BOOK
The Rider by Tim Krabbé – link – (Steff)

EPISODE 21: Sohcahtoa, Sohcahtoa
18 August 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘Your rug’s full of crystal meth. Sorry about that’ – Mike
‘I absolutely relish confrontation’ – Mike
‘95% of these dickheads, our listeners, are just leeching on it for free. They’re the scum of the earth’ – Mike
‘If someone looks like a murderer, they’re probably a murderer’ – Mike
‘I laughed and he went “whup” and chucked his two fingers up there’ – Mike
‘I essentially had disco balls’ – Mike
‘Unfortunately, I’ve asked Patreon, and they don’t supply names of the people who won’t pay’ – Mike
‘There’s an awful lot of scabs down there and it smells like a garage forecourt’ – Elis
‘I’m never, ever going to shatter my kneecaps squatting’ – Elis
‘I’ve got a real thing for old, fit people’ – Elis
‘If Pol Pot paid for the Patreon, you’d be like, well…’ – Elis
‘I tried mac and cheese for the first time about two hours ago. Superb.’ – Elis
‘If I know kids, and I’m one myself, this would’ve blown over by break’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Cliff Jones teaching his Twitter followers to exercise at the age of 85 – link – (Elis)
Ronnie 147 v Selby shot – link – (Mike)
Donald Trump on Saint & Greavsie – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
11 mins of absolute magic from David Campese – link – (Elis)
Nancy Kerrigan & Tonya Harding – link – (Mike)
David Rudisha Gold 2012 – link – (Steff)
BOOK
The Picador Book of Sports Writing – link – (Elis)

EPISODE 22: The Redemption Of Peter Reid
25 August 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘There are two sorts of French people’ – Mike
‘At the £4 level, I’m still giving people a withering look’ – Mike
‘If they do check, just pull it back’ – Mike
‘A lot of people on Strike It Lucky could wheelie like there’s no tomorrow’ – Mike
‘I had a girlfriend at uni – and we did it loads’ – Elis
‘You can say arsehole to mean a person but not a sphincter’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Eric Cantona at his best – link – (Elis)
Sergey Bubka – link – (Mike)
GB Hockey gold medal shoot out 2016 – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Everton: Howard’s Way – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Channel 4 Paralympics – Meet the Superhumans – link – (Mike)
Adam Ondra, The hardest route in the world – link – (Steff)
Jane Couch beating up Michael Barrymore – link – (Elis)
BOOK
Scoop Sports Annual 1982 by DC Thomson – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 23: Love Caldey Island
1 September 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘Acting is pretty pissing easy’ – Mike
‘It’s amazing how many actors make it look hard’ – Mike
‘She walks in and I’m watching Dora The Explorer with an erection’ – Mike
‘I cannot shake this yeast infection’ – Mike
‘You know me: I’m not one to defend fascism’ – Mike
‘Comedy is absolutely peppered with delta males’ – Mike
‘You haven’t got to be a full-kit wanker all the time’ – Mike
‘I just try and watch porn until four in the morning’ – Mike
‘Elis, Elis, is it true the girls won’t get off with you?’ – Elis
‘Obviously I put clothes on to walk round town’ – Elis
‘I look awful in pink’ – Elis
‘I’d love to be beasted’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
The Glasgow Diamonds. Best Song Ever – link – (Mike)
The Strange Case of Sonny Pike – link – (Elis)
George Weah solo goal for AC Milan – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The Marinovich Project – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Marcelo Bielsa ordering his Leeds players to let Villa score – link – (Elis)
Northwestern fitness coach – link – (Mike)
Jossy’s Giants Theme tune – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Doctor Socrates: Footballer, Philosopher, Legend by Andrew Downie – link – (Steff)

EPISODE 24: Getting Off With Iain Dowie
8 September 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘If you’re listening to this from Barry Town Council planning department, I would love a small crescent or a close named after me’ – Mike
‘I’m not a materialistic man, apart from wanting a big house with a hundred staff’ – Mike
‘It’s child friendly…apart from talking about masturbation at length’ – Mike
‘I wanna see Ray Reardon on a half pipe’ – Mike
‘The All Blacks can suck a long one’ – Mike
‘If some 52-year-old bloke turned up at a skate park with just a skateboard and no kids, at the very least I’d be calling 101’ – Mike
‘Bubbins, 48 years of age, has never played football – but he snogged Iain Dowie for two to three minutes’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Ali Dia – link – (Mike)
Cricket reporter says sex – link – (Steff)
Jimmy Glass keeps Carlisle in the Football League – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
Of Miracles and Men – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Aaron Rodgers meets Tom Wrigglesworth – link – (Mike)
Colin Jackson wins gold at the 110m hurdles, Stuttgart World Championships – link – (Elis)
Tony Hawk Skates First Downward Spiral Loop – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Soccer and Society in South Wales, 1900-1939 by Martin Johnes – link – (Elis)

EPISODE 25: A Room With A View
15 September 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘If the Mundial boys are doing a podcast on bras, I am available’ – Mike
‘Take me as I am – or don’t take me at all’ – Mike
‘If they did commission me on the BBC, I could sort out all the licence fee dickheads straight away’ – Mike
‘I can’t see Henry Cooper going on Instagram, talking about his dick being cleared’ – Mike
‘I had Buck Rogers wallpaper’ – Mike
‘It’s very brave programming letting Bubs be himself’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Indoor League – link – (Mike)
The Two Sides of Rene Higuita – link and link and link – (Elis)
Kevin Pieterson: Switch Hitting – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Welsh Greats, Carwyn James – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO QUOTES
Terry Butcher bleeding like a pig, 1989 – link – (Elis)
Wales lose to Leyton Orient in 1996 – link – (Steff)
John Charles singing – link – (Mike)
BOOK
American Football’s Forgotten Kings: The Rise and Fall of the London Monarchs by Alex Cassidy – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 26: We Cannot Be Serious
22 September 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘Every year at Wimbledon, you will see these middle-aged virgins who are draped in the Union Jack, camping out for days in lieu of a shag’ – Mike
‘I didn’t know what OnlyFans was. I had to look it up’ – Mike
‘If the teeth don’t fit, you must acquit’ – Mike
‘I’m known as ‘Kind Mike’ when I go places’ – Mike
‘Get three-point Bubbins in there’ – Mike
‘If you snooze, you lose in Carmarthen’ – Mike
‘I’m not doing any butchering til midday’ – Elis
‘Imagine fighting with your mouth’ – Elis
‘The super injunction has failed’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
John McEnroe You Cannot Be Serious – link – (Elis)
The MCG Brawl, State of Origin, 1995 – link – (Mike)
John Williams wins sprint race – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The Battered Bastards of Baseball – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
The Science of Michael Jordan – link – (Mike)
Luis Suarez Handball – link – (Steff)
Newport beat the All Blacks, 1963 – link – (Elis)
BOOK
The Chimp Paradox by Dr Steve Peters – link – (Steff)

EPISODE 27: Spielberg: Catch Me If You Can
29 September 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘If Wrexham are listening and they want me to beat up the Hollywood types financially for a better offer, get in touch’ – Mike
‘If someone wants to pay us $100m to do this, we will do it’ – Mike
‘Every crow has a crow’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Lee and Hunter having a scrap, Derby County v Leeds Utd, November 1975 – link – (Elis)
Leighton Rees winning world darts title – link – (Steff)
Gavin Henson – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Chasing Tyson – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Vets Rugby – link – (Mike)
Swansea City fan scores a goal at Anfield, January 1990 – link – (Elis)
Aussie Rugby League finish – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Red Dragons: The Story of Welsh Football by Phil Stead – link – (Elis)

EPISODE 28: Mo & Elv
5 October 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘There was Nana Tops Off and Nana Tops On’ – Mike
‘Do you know Elis James? Potty-mouth with a boner’ – Mike
‘If you’re the sort of tossbag who doesn’t think quality entertainment is worth a pound a week, you probably haven’t got any fuckin’ mates’ – Mike
‘We often get accused of being pro-Welsh in this podcast’ – Mike
‘It’s a bad look that a 48-year-old man, who’s just hit a nine-year-old boy in the face from 40 yards, is going, “Yeah but he asked me to throw the ball”’ – Elis
‘It’s the summer of meow meow’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Jack Nicklaus & Gary Player. Now – link – (Mike)
Jeff Cranton’s Awful tackle, 1977 – link – (Elis)
Dock Ellis on LCD – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The 72nd Hole (Losers) – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Richard Harris & Peter O’Toole on rugby – link – (Steff)
Insane cricket fielding – link – (Mike)
Brian Clough v Muhammad Ali – link – (Elis)
BOOK
Chasing a Rugby Dream: Book One: Kick Off by David Brayley & James Hook – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 29: Hindu or Hindon’t
12 October 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I wanna give two shout-outs’ – Mike
‘A spare room of dildos is hard to explain to my kids’ – Mike
‘I reckon it’ll be another eight weeks before I can get furious in a supermarket’ – Mike
‘If I could kick a salmon, I’d be happy’ – Mike
‘Years before I met Kelly, or was even aware of her existence, I had a sex life’ – Mike
‘Whatever you say, or write, or improvise, will never be as funny as a fart’ – Mike
‘I’ll tell you something Wikipedia, if you’re listening, you pissed on me ever donating for your shitty little “send us two quid to save Wikipedia” option’ – Mike
‘Why don’t you be a real fuckin’ man and join the army, you fucking cowards’ – Elis
‘Penis: it is what it is. Testicles are a movable feast’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Cyclist celebrates too early – link – (Mike)
Nigel Benn & Chris Eubank sign a contract to fight each other – link – (Steff)
Kevin Keegan & Billy Bremner sent off in the 1974 Charity Shield – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
The Band That Wouldn’t Die – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Darts player Gary Anderson accuses Wesley Harms of farting – link – (Mike)
Fiji Rugby sand dune training – link – (Steff)
Glenn Hoddle the manager – link – (Elis)
BOOK
A Lot of Hard Yakka: Triumph and Torment – A County Cricketer’s Life by Simon Hughes – link – (Steff)

EPISODE 30: Semen World Of Sport
19 October 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘If you’re ever in doubt, just cock it’ – Mike
‘I wanna tell you why where I live is shitter than where you live’ – Mike
‘The Royal Welsh show is like the Rio carnival…but with pigs and sheep’ – Mike
‘I could show you cowboys, mate, that would make you question your sexuality’ – Mike
‘The only cowboy you know is some doddery old prick who wanks off bulls into fake fannies, then goes line dancing with your mum’ – Mike
‘They must think your uncle is bumming your auntie ragged’ – Mike
‘Listen, mate, I’ve got a crossbow. You might wanna reconsider breaking in next door. He’s old and lives on his own’ – Mike
‘We’re not going anywhere until we finish Eternal Flame’ – Mike
‘I haven’t used the words “cock mag” in a long time’ – Elis
‘If my dad had worn a Stetson on the school run, I would still be in therapy’ – Elis
‘It looked like pints of jizz’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Old School Weight Lifting – link – (Mike)
Jimmy Wilde – The Noble Art of Self-Defence – link – (Elis)
Premier League launch – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Katie on Netflix – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
PBR Bull Riding Wrecks 2014 – link and link – (Mike)
The worst 20 seconds of football of all time – link – (Elis)
Brian O’Driscoll: Making the impossible look easy – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Brian Flynn: Little Wonder by Leon Barton – link – (Elis)

EPISODE 31: Remind Me of Your Name
26 October 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I don’t need dieting advice off someone who beeps when they reverse’ – Mike
‘My driving instructor was enormous, like a human sofa’ – Mike
‘It’s not too much to ask to want to be unconditionally loved by everybody in the world, is it?’ – Mike
‘Take your baldy little Shrek face and fuck off’ – Mike
‘I was never a door-butter or a wall-puncher’ – Mike
‘Dickens is OK – but I think I could’ve done a better job’ – Mike
‘If you’re 18, 19 and you’re listening to this, going for an interview, just lie’ – Mike
‘I wash everything with shampoo: my cock and balls, my hair, everything’ – Mike
‘I don’t want to be lying in my own spunk, thank you very much’ – Mike
‘I’ve actually bought a book’ – Mike
‘I’m the Maradona of driving’ – Elis
‘I do a podcast with one of Wales’ most entertaining liars’ – Elis
‘The podcast is actually about sport. It’s not a penis podcast. We just talk about penises a lot’ – Elis
‘I am a huge fan of, in the morning, eating Weetabix and watching Football’s Greatest on Sky’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Fish and a rice cake – link – (Mike)
Retrieving lost balls at Shrewsbury Town FC in a coracle – link – (Elis)
Liverpool’s ex-goalkeeper, Tommy Lawrence, before the Merseyside derby – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Football’s Greatest: Ronaldo – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Jason McAteer – link and link – (Steff)
Brian Clough trying to sign Dean Saunders – link – (Elis)
Rossi vs Lorenzo MotoGP 2009 – link – (Mike)
BOOK
The Mavericks: English Football When Flair Wore Flares by Rob Steen – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 32: Sexual Smorgasbord #Sport
2 November 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I reckon with a low leg sweep, I could probably kick about 8 or 9 kids in one go’ – Mike
‘There’s a technique to put on knickers, apparently’ – Mike
‘I’d rather clear the Tora Bora caves with two bayonets than work on the door in Newport’ – Mike
‘If you’ve been to New York, the Cardiff Broadway is nothing like that’ – Mike
‘They call me the Barry Danny Glover’ – Mike
‘I love Nazi penis pod’ – Elis
‘I’ve talked more about penises on this podcast than I have in the rest of my stand-up and broadcasting career combined’ – Elis
‘You can’t go to Morrisons dressed as a cowboy’ – Elis
‘You can’t do very much without your bum’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Open golf legend Maurice Flitcroft in the USA – link – (Mike)
Vox pops with incredulous fans after Shankly retires – link – (Elis)
Transworld Sport’s coverage of Kabaddi – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Straight Outta LA – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Stuart Pearce’s penalty at Euro ’96 – link – (Elis)
Geoffrey Boycott on Parkinson – link – (Mike)
Troy Deeney goal – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Heaven Is a Playground: 4th Edition by Rick Telander – link – (Steff)

EPISODE 33: If You’ve Got Something To Say To Me, Say It To My Face
9 November 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I remember waking up in the morning and the first thing I did was check if I had my balls’ – Mike
‘Kelly’s mother’s got a toilet seat’ – Mike
‘I’d come out to Agadoo by Black Lace’ – Mike
‘It’s not genocide, is it?’ – Mike
‘I’d love a tail’ – Mike
‘It’s a piece of piss, bowls. It’s like acting’ – Mike
‘My dad was a cranky bastard on weird stuff’ – Mike
‘Would I Lie To You…if you book that show, do me a favour: Suck my bollocks’ – Mike
‘I don’t care if you’re bigger than me, stronger than me, weaker than me, taller than me, in a wheelchair, I will punch you in the neck’ – Mike
‘I very much doubt anyone’s ever listened to this podcast and thought ‘Fuckin’ hell, that was a bad idea’ – Mike
‘There’s some 17-year-old kid making more than I make some weeks doing stand-up comedy’ – Mike
‘Not enough people say, “I love punching down”’ – Elis
‘I love swearing. I think it is big and clever’ – Elis
‘I’m not saying you should take fresh ginger into Australia’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Schumacher on Battiston – link – (Elis)
Colombian Cyclist – link – (Mike)
Iwan Thomas and Jamie Baulch – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
November 16 – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Denis Law scores a backheel against Man Utd and looks gutted – link – (Elis)
Ally McCoist on Sean Connery – link – (Mike)
Stormzy and Anthony Joshua – link – (Steff)
BOOK
When Saturday Comes: The Half Decent Football Book – link – (Elis)

EPISODE 34: Doing It for Free
16 November 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘Put the top on the toothpaste and fuck off’ – Mike
‘Thick people are thick’ – Mike
‘I once saw a girl at the Philharmonic, having a piss on the floor of the men’s toilets’ – Mike
‘I’ve never seen a profession go on the piss like doctors and nurses. Like Sodom and Gomorrah’ – Mike
‘Any wanker can get a legover now on Plenty Of Fish’ – Mike
‘Porn and pie night’s every other night, mate’ – Mike
‘In the words of Goebbels: Regret nothing, apologise for nothing’ – Mike
‘When the Mad Cow thing came out…all I did was eat burgers’ – Mike
‘She gave me a bin bag full of meat’ – Mike
‘I got absolutely drenched in piss’ – Elis
‘It’s wind that bothers me’ – Elis
‘Lube up kids’ – Steff
‘On a night out, I’ll have an insurance sausage roll in my pocket’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Jon Rahm, Hole in One – link – (Mike)
Robbie Fowler goes back to Toxteth – link – (Elis)
Dean Jones on scoring 210 v India in Chenai in 50 degrees – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Diego Maradona – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
The Alston Turn – link – (Steff)
Dean Saunders goal for Sheffield Utd – link – (Elis)
Bill Mason – 96 and going strong – link – (Mike)
BOOK
Badasses: The Legend of Snake, Foo, Dr Death, and John Madden’s Oakland Raiders by Peter Richmond – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 35: Shunkies
23 November 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I didn’t buy a dunkie for the entire nineties’ – Mike
‘If you’re into foot shagging, don’t come round my house’ – Mike
‘Embrace the suck’ – Mike
‘Trim my Quavers for me, would you, love?’ – Mike
‘A nice big willy’s fun’ – Mike
‘My nuts were just about clearing it’ – Mike
‘Oooh, a little bit of Grealish’ – Mike
‘The weather is particularly Welsh this morning’ – Mike
‘The non-freaks need to learn that that’s life, mate’ – Mike
‘I saw Dylan. He was crap’ – Mike
‘Imagine me having two big baguettes and putting my crossbow inside’ – Mike
‘Couple of lines of charlie and watch TOWIE’ – Mike
‘What’s the quon?’ – Mike
‘The apocalypse is not going to happen, Mike’ – Elis
‘Right now, I’ve got no testicles to speak of’ – Elis
‘Thank you to the guys at Aldi, if you’re listening’ – Elis
‘Rooney would be a good meal’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Daredevil, UK style – link – (Mike)
Dick Fosbury changing the high jump forever – link – (Elis)
Nate Ebner NFL/Rugby Player – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Buffalo Bills, The Missing Rings – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Argentina training – link – (Mike)
Fernando Torres missing an open goal at Old Trafford – link – (Elis)
Planking – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Blood and Circuses: A Football Journey Through Europe s Rebel Republics: Football and the Fight for Europe’s Rebel Republics by Robert O’Connor – link – (Steff)

EPISODE 36: The Famous Dennis Catering DistantPod
30 November 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘The number of people that like me telling them to fuck off is staggering’ – Mike
‘I put a podcast on to watch’ – Mike
‘I love nutters’ – Mike
‘My sister rowed at Oxford University. I’ve never met a bigger bunch of arseholes in all my days’ – Mike
‘Mike Bubbins? The Hague got him in the end. Bullying’ – Elis
‘One of the things I often imagine is scoring against a former club’ – Elis
‘I’ve just been sick all over myself again’ – Elis
‘I never saw anyone masturbate in school’ – Elis

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Cliff Richard at Wimbledon in 1996 – link – (Mike)
Adebayor scores v Arsenal – link – (Elis)
Rugby league drop goal fun – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The Way of the Wildcard: Paul and Gary O’Donovan – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
1981 Rollercycling Championship – link – (Mike)
Spurs players playing cricket and Dele Alli makes an outrageous catch – link – (Elis)
What happened to Park Si-hun? – link – (Steff)
BOOK
The Art of Boxing by Jimmy Wilde – link – (Elis)

EPISODE 37: Giving Geraint Thomas A Backie
7 December 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘You can’t put a price on laughter … well, you can. It’s between four and ten pounds’ – Mike
‘It’s like a classic car, my penis these days’ – Mike
‘I would love, one day, to give Geraint Thomas a backie somewhere’ – Mike
‘If they wanna randomly advertise butt plugs and KY Jelly to me, that’s up to them’ – Mike
‘Talk about a bloke stealing a living, Rick Wakeman’ – Mike
‘I keep my dick in my pants and I don’t hit anyone’ – Mike
‘I shaved everything from the waistline up’ – Mike
‘I think your complexion’s lying to me now’ – Elis
‘I’d have been really embarrassed if my dad started wearing fake tan’ – Elis
‘My great creativity’s my pension’ – Elis
‘I don’t like people pissing in the bin’ – Elis
‘There’s not much skin area on show’ – Steff
‘I want an old man, grey hair, preferably a combover’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Clive Rowlands talking about the importance of playing for Wales – link – (Elis)
Eight-year-old golfer, Tommy Morrison, perfects one-armed swing – link – (Mike)
NFL drop-kick – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Hero: The Official Film of the 1986 World Cup – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Rugby League Final highlights, Wigan vs St Helens, including THAT try – link – (Mike)
Scotland own goal – link – (Steff)
Roy Jones Jr v Mike Tyson – link – (Elis)
BOOK
How To Become A First-class Batsman by Herbert Sutcliffe – link – (Mike)

EPISODE 38: Sex And Lions
14 December 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘You can do your little clip now, Steff’ – Mike
‘I wasn’t on spice. I think I’d had a chocolate’ – Mike
‘Some dicks, they always seem to think I’m some sort of knuckle-dragging neanderthal ’cos I don’t like the opera’ – Mike
‘I didn’t throw up cos I’m not weak’ – Mike
‘Get the middle stump out’ – Mike
‘Me telling someone to stick it up their arse came across the tannoy very, very loud’ – Steff
‘I don’t mind cheating, I really don’t’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Graeme Souness plants a Galatasaray flag in the centre circle at Fenerbahce in 1996 – link – (Elis)
O Canada, Las Vegas-style – link – (Mike)
Barefoot kicking – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Storyville – The Red Penguins – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Peter Alliss at Seve’s house – link – (Mike)
Rivaldo play-acting at the 2002 World Cup – link – (Elis)
Simon Jones bowling in 2005 – link – (Steff)
BOOK
From The Jaws Of Victory by Adam Bushby and Rob MacDonald – link – (Steff)

EPISODE 39: I Couldn’t Bare To Think Of You Eating Cold Beans
21 December 2020
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TOP QUOTES
‘I had a social conscience then…as well as an erection’ – Mike
‘The whole front of my body was just caked in mud and piss’ – Mike
‘Imagine going dogging in a Bongo’ – Mike
‘Don’t wear fleeces, full-stop’ – Mike
‘Absolutely soaking. Keep talking’ – Mike
‘Not a boner in sight’ – Mike
‘Gimme a C! Fuck off!’ – Mike
‘I think I’m right in saying that he [bleep]’ – Mike
‘Do me a favour, pal. Shut up and don’t talk for the rest of the game’ – Mike
‘They made you clog dance … They made you dance around in Carmarthen, in the nude, carrying a horse’s head’ – Mike
‘I don’t appreciate you being a fucking arsehole for the last hour, mate’ – Mike
‘I might have a pork pie with him over the back wall’ – Mike
‘Tell him four-all then, you tool’ – Mike
‘I’ve changed loads since I met Isy. I was a right laugh then’ – Elis
‘To my knowledge, no one has ever pissed in my bed. Apart from myself’ – Elis
‘I can’t wait to do the live show with hair like Brian May’ – Elis
‘I spent eighty quid on coffee recently’ – Elis
‘He looks like if I’d had to draw a rough kid at school’ – Elis
‘Even by the standards of the past, you’re old school’ – Elis
‘You’re like a dog’ – Elis
‘Stick it in your bums’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
Iceland celebrate after knocking England out at Euro 2016 – link – (Elis)
Newcastle’s Bowyer v Dyer fight each other in 2005 – link – (Mike)
Andre Agassi on how to beat Boris Becker – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Wrighty & Rocky, From Brockley to the Big Time – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
NFL’s Greatest Characters: Joe Namath – link – (Mike)
Robbie Fowler honesty from 1997 – link – (Steff)
Sunderland fans enjoying themselves at Wigan, 1988 – link – (Elis)
BOOK
And The Sun Shines Now: How Hillsborough and the Premier League Changed Britain by Adrian Tempany – link – (Elis)

EPISODE 40: To Feet Terry
4 January 2021
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TOP QUOTES
‘The majority of kids who go to scouts don’t get interfered with’ – Mike
‘I’ll bring the eggs’ – Mike
‘I could be the king of Florence’ – Mike
‘Obviously, religion has been a bone of contention over the years’ – Mike
‘Did you shoot your mum and smoke weed?’ – Mike
‘You’ve always had teeth like the Argentinian flag’ – Elis
‘I had been very brave’ – Elis
‘I’m not thick. I just don’t have many thoughts’ – Elis
‘Thick people buy merch’ – Elis
‘We need chaff – Steff
‘We’ve done Catholics and Protestants, let’s slag off the police’ – Steff

ROUND ONE CLIPS
San Marino defender cries in a post match interview – link – (Elis)
The 1967 Ice Bowl – link – (Mike)
Barry John try – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The Three Kings – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS
Mitchell Johnson golden duck – link – (Mike)
Long-ball football – link – (Steff)
Mark E Smith of The Fall reads the final scores – link – (Elis)
BOOK
The Dynasty by Jeff Benedict – link – (Mike)