EPISODE 121: Trust Your Body
15 August 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘What were you doing in 1991?’ – Elis
‘You have the taste in music of a 70-year-old’ – Elis
‘I got a GCSE in gobbing’ – Elis
‘I didn’t nick it’ – Mike
‘I’ve not seen a moonie on the motorway for 20 years’ – Elis
‘My mate Simon was a big cheek-part merchant’ – Mike
‘You’re like that feral bloke in Portugal who was raised by wolves’ – Elis
‘Smashed. Dick out. The lot’ – Mike
‘There’s a hole in my soffit’ – Mike
‘Speaking as someone who is often rude…’ – Steff
‘Define “it”’ – Steff
‘I got back into coleslaw recently’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
David Ginola on Geordies, and smoking – link – (Elis)
Baseball player catches a flying bat – link – (Steff)
Fred Trueman isn’t bitter… – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
The Real Mo Farah – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Jake Wightman’s dad, Geoff, commentates on his son becoming world champion – link – (Mike)
Smooth baseball slide – link – (Steff)
Gary Lineker on training – link – (Elis)
BOOK
Two Brothers by Jonathan Wilson – link – (Elis)
EPISODE 122: Smooth, Like A Fruit Bowl From Habitat
22 August 2022
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‘You paint a picture of your son being like Damien from Only Fools And Horses’ – Mike
‘I wouldn’t be able to relax for a shower, or the other stuff’ – Steff
‘Girls had been on the pipe’ – Elis
‘I get women round here who smoke a lot of crack’ – Elis
‘When she said it like that, it sounded bad’ – Mike
‘Did the optician give it back?’ – Steff
‘…spending a lot of time with Mike Powell…’ – Steff
‘Gotta go. He’s hit me with a snooker cue’ – Mike
‘Posh nutters are my favourite’ – Mike
‘Don’t blame me, if you live in Barnsley’ – Mike
‘I’ve got a really nice football’ – Elis
‘It was literally the ball’s fault’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Jordan Spieth and caddy Michael Greller – link – (Mike)
Iwan Thomas gets Commonwealth Games crowd to sing Happy Birthday to Cindy Sember – link – (Steff)
Thomas Tuchel and Antonio Conte’s handshake farce – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
The Lost Final – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Five-a-side player gets hit in the face – link – (Elis)
Skateboarder doing keepy-uppies – link – (Steff)
AC Milan fans sing You’ll Never Walk Alone after Hillsborough – link – (Mike)
BOOK
Slipless In Settle by Harry Pearson – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 123: The Party Line
29 August 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘Blink twice if you’re in trouble’- Mike
‘For five days, I’ve been washing my balls in the bloody jug’ – Elis
‘Yesterday, I actually shit my pants’ – Mike
‘You’re gonna shit your ankles in B&Q’ – Mike
‘I was trying to record Magnum PI today…’ – Mike
‘I’ve got 117 hours of ghosts’ – Mike
‘It’s almost impossible to imagine a ghost in TGI Fridays’- Elis
‘You think that’s litigious, listen to this’ – Mike
‘… it’s actually anal beads’ – Mike
‘We’re all a missed period’ – Mike
‘He’s just watching what’s going on in the garden’ – Mike
‘I’m a needy prick’ – Mike
‘I think I’m quite meat and two veg’ – Elis
‘Can you get me on Pornhub?’ – Steff
‘Sit in the back row and swing if you want to’ – Steff
‘I just can’t get a boner watching sprints’ – Mike
‘They’re really heavy, and they’re floppy’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Castleford v St Helen’s, 2002. Mick Morgan reading out the teams – link – (Elis)
Gaelic football handshake – link – (Mike)
Dina Asher Smith on periods – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The Figo Affair: The Transfer That Changed Football – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Carl Leaburn’s man of the match award is a television – link – (Elis)
Leon Edwards becomes UFC champion – link & link & link – (Steff)
Mondo Duplantis 10-year pole vault journey – link – (Mike)
BOOK
Tokyo Junkie by Robert Whiting – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 124: Shakespeare At The Castle, What A Farce
5 September 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘Mike looks like Saddam Hussein’ – Elis
‘There’s nothing legally stopping me having sex with my mother-in-law’ – Mike
‘Patron AirBnB?’ – Steff
‘I thought, “What a pile of wank”’ – Mike
‘What yer buying cous cous for?’ – Mike
‘I’d happily shower with Fairy liquid’ – Steff
‘Is anyone else hard?’ – Elis
‘A brown table full of piss’ – Mike
‘I think “She Bangs” is a better tune’ – Steff
‘Could’ve been an Elvis Garrero’ – Steff
‘I’ve said if it’s a good job, they get their passports back’ – Mike
‘Mate, go run somewhere else’ – Mike
‘I just can’t get it up’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
West Brom’s Daryl Dike has been walking into training smelling like a Finish Powerball for 8 months – link – (Elis)
Brighton fans laughing at West Ham fan in grey tracksuit – link – (Steff)
Penrith Panthers giving out debut jerseys – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Soccer 99ers – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Boxers Savannah Marshall and Claressa Shields – link – (Steff)
Richarlison gets clattered by two Welshmen – link – (Elis)
Irish road bowling – link – (Mike)
BOOK
Endure: Mind, Body and the Curiously Elastic Limits of Human Performance by Alex Hutchinson – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 125: Twelve Pint Mike
12 September 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘We’re NOT gonna dwell on it’ – Steff
‘The thing with Phillip Schofield is…’ – Elis
‘I would hate that job’ – Elis
‘My pee test was bang on’ – Mike
‘Don’t smoke, don’t do drugs, haven’t got AIDS’ – Mike
‘If I watch something like Ray Mears, I get such a boner’ – Mike
‘I said “I’m not an oddball”’ – Mike
‘I wouldn’t feel the need to stand outside a Jim Davidson gig, telling them all they’re cunts’ – Steff
‘I’ve listened to a lot of reggae’ – Mike
‘I’d love to be able to flush my toilet’ – Elis
‘You can’t laugh with greasy hair and a toilet full of shit and piss’ – Elis
‘I’ll start by saying I’m a consummate professional’ – Mike
‘I’m pretty sure I’ve had 12 pints’ – Mike
‘I assume they’re doing hot yoga’ – Steff
‘I was told your name. I’ll be honest, I’ve forgot it’ – Mike
‘My mother-in-law has just walked in wearing lingerie’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Steve Davis, Snookerstar DJ – link – (Elis)
Siarad Cymraeg – link – (Mike)
Irish presenter and rugby legend Tommy Bowe makes ten siblings gaffe – link & link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The Toughest Trade – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Lad from Bridgend plays NCAA football – link – (Steff)
Eric Cantona philosopher – link – (Elis)
Tom Brady’s hole-in-one – link – (Mike)
BOOK
The Nearly Men by Aidan Williams – link – (Elis)
EPISODE 126: You’d Think I Was Trying To Decipher The Rosetta Stone
19 September 2022
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‘I would like six pints’ – Elis
‘I bought a hat that makes me look like a fat pimp’ – Mike
‘I said, “I’m not a stalker”’ – Mike
‘…they do an interpretive dance of the fall of the twin towers’ – Mike
‘…they did a break dance about the Khmer Rouge’ – Mike
‘What I’ll do is I’ll shit myself in bed’ – Elis
‘I clip it with a colander. It goes down’ – Mike
‘In the last three days, in this house, there’s been a cat, a rat, and a bat’ – Mike
‘When you swear at inanimate objects, it’s just funny’ – Mike
‘If you’re think of taking A-level maths… don’t bother’ – Mike
‘I’m a daft ol’ sexist, I guess’ – Mike
‘I didn’t fight and I didn’t take flight’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Eddie Butler voiceover – link – (Steff)
Bobby Knight on bunkers – link – (Mike)
Boca Juniors fans – link & link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
Rulon – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Jurgen Klopp on Todd Boehly’s idea for a Premier League All-Star game – link – (Mike)
Gaelic football ending – link – (Elis)
Defibrilator – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Dickie Bird Autobiography by Dickie Bird – link – (Mike)
EPISODE 127: If You Put A Gun To My Head I’d Have To Say Caravaggio
26 September 2022
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‘I quite like art’ – Mike
‘I can’t remember what I was going to say now. But it was interesting’ – Mike
‘I don’t think Elis is in charge of who makes squash’ – Steff
‘In happy to be a bell-end but I’m a bell-end with an empty bladder’ – Steff
‘You haven’t pissed yourself, have you?’ – Elis
‘Brilliant for bullying, though’ – Mike
‘The idea of any sort of de-gloving frightens me’ – Steff
‘How does your penis look unfinished?’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Phil Bennett at 41 – link – (Elis)
Mary Peters meets Heide Rosendahl – link – (Mike)
Sir Viv Richards – link & link & link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Elway to Marino – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Chris Kamara, Kammy – link & link – (Steff)
Scottish man rescuing footballs from a roof – link – (Elis)
A drunk Peter Wright at the darts – link – (Mike)
BOOK
The Blizzard – link – Mundial – link – and When Saturday Comes – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 128: You Ruin All Of This Goodwill In Two And A Half Years Time With One Truly Horrific Tweet
3 October 2022
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‘You look beautiful and terrible at the same time, Mike’ – Elis
‘Diego hates our kitchen light being turned on’ – Elis
‘All you’ve gotta do is suck off about 200 men a week’ – Steff
‘He thinks he’s helping the builders…’ – Steff
‘I’m your dad but I’m also a man!’ – Steff
‘She’s like a fuckin’ salamander’ – Mike
‘Your life is so weird’ – Steff
‘Were you dressed as a pair of knickers?’ – Steff
‘Nobody ever threw knickers at me’ – Elis
‘I’ll shit myself when I want’ – Steff
‘I think more fraudulent than dirty’ – Elis
‘All three of us were fairly appalled at the prospect of masturbating in front of each other’ – Mike
‘I’ll hoist it out’ – Elis
‘Google “lovely nob”’ – Steff
‘There’s no law against being a wanker, thank god’ – Mike
‘I think it’s cheap and nasty. I would definitely do it’ – Steff
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Brian Williams tribute – link – (Elis)
Mark Noble’s neighbour calls him a ‘horrible little bastard’ in a documentary – link – (Steff)
Geelong Cats win AFL – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Deion’s double play – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Mankad for the win – link – (Mike)
Faces from the terraces 1960-1980 – link – (Elis)
Singing policeman at Arsenal – link – (Steff)
BOOK
In The Heat of the Midday Sun by Steven Scragg – link – (Elis)
EPISODE 129: Thank God For Roy Keane
10 October 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘I was really brave and got stuck in’ – Elis
‘You’re on every channel on my television’ – Mike
‘I’m like Margaret Thatcher now’ – Mike
‘Blueberries on a cheesecake? No’ – Mike
‘You’re eating quiche’ – Elis
‘He gave me two eggs for a blowjob’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Oh England what have you done. Wales…what are you doing? – link – (Elis)
The NFL Show (2.25 – 3.20) – link – (Mike)
Eddie Butler & Jonathan Davies very upset with the attitude of the Brive players – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
The Valleys Fighter – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
BBC Sport’s 2012 Olympic Montage– link – (Mike)
Eddie Butler’s tribute to Phil Bennett – link – (Elis)
Eddie Butler introduces The Open – link – (Steff)
BOOK
The Head Of Gonzo Davies by Eddie Butler – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 130: Or I Could Just Drive You
17 October 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘On the down side, I’m still living with my mother-in-law’ – Mike
‘I thought, “fuck me it’s Dizzee Rascal”’ – Mike
‘I was gonna say something awful then’ – Steff
‘If you do want coke or hookers in the northern Illinois area, give me a shout’ – Mike
‘I don’t consider Popmaster a sport’ – Steff
‘I didn’t know you wanted to get off with Gerry Rafferty’ – Steff
‘Strap in, Kelly’ – Mike
‘I’m not an expert in anything’ – Elis
‘A Patreon-only sex fest?’ – Steff
‘I’m in the pocket of big book’ – Steff
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Personal trainer Javeno McLean – link – (Mike)
Tumble rugby’s unintentional chip – link – (Elis)
Jess Fishlock being Jess Fishlock – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Obree – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
When Sir Bobby Charlton joined Manchester United training before 1999 final – link – (Elis)
How Bottle Man Claus helped Eliud Kipchoge break the world record – link – (Steff)
Bundee Aki’s dangerous tackle – link – (Mike)
BOOK
Blood on The Crossbar by Rhys Richards – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 131: When The Pears Are Nice, Eat All Of Them
24 October 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘Have we started?’ – Mike
‘It’s gone to rattier shit’ – Steff
‘He’s Scottish, to be fair to him’ – Mike
‘What’s brown noise? Do I want to know?’ – Mike
‘I’ve started eating grapes’ – Mike
‘My stools are impeccable’ – Mike
‘… and don’t try to castle me again, mate’ – Mike
‘I said, “No, I’m just intelligent, Kel”’ – Mike
‘There’s gonna come a point when my balls are longer than my dick’- Mike
‘…he was one of the very few people in Tumble who could swim’ – Elis
‘You dug a patio up?’ – Steff
‘Who’s the hardest kid on the continent?’ – Mike
‘She’s in school today making a statue of me’ – Mike
‘I think you’ve got huge psychological problems’ – Elis
‘If you’ve got a painting of Jimmy Savile, that’s drawing attention away from you’ – Steff
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Tony Adams and Katya Jones on Strictly Come Dancing – link – (Mike)
Swimming lessons in Ireland, 1971 – link – (Steff)
Bob Mortimer and Sean Hughes watch Middlesbrough v Crystal Palace, 1994 – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
This Was The XFL – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Robbie Coltrane and Robert Carlyle’s Liverpool football scene in Cracker – link – (Steff)
School reception for junior boxer – link – (Mike)
Erling Haaland absolutely leathers a football – link – (Elis)
BOOK
Expected Goals by Rory Smith – link – (Elis)
EPISODE 132: Shouting Up The Chimney
31 October 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘Would I compare our gig to a Radiohead gig? Happily’ – Mike
‘It is impossible to imagine me disagreeing with anything Marvin Hagler had to say’ – Elis
‘We’ll play some of the absolute crap that Mike likes’ – Steff
‘Some people think it’s hard to do heroin, that Elis likes’ – Mike
‘I’m not banging a drum for the Conservative party’ – Mike
‘You threw her out the window?’ – Steff
‘Just have four shots’ – Steff
‘They shouldn’t let you travel to Belgium’ – Elis
‘You either all need a shit, or you’re all taking cocaine‘ – Elis
‘Mad bastard was in there having a piss’ – Elis
‘Should call it Wank City’ – Mike
‘Ever wanked over a penguin?’ – Mike
‘He looks pub tough’ – Elis
‘Give them 40 shit pigeons’ – Mike
‘Pigeons dressed as rhinos?’ – Elis
‘I started with anal and buggery’ – Mike
‘Socially Distant Sex Pod starts next week’ – Steff
‘I couldn’t feel more judged‘ – Steff
‘I really wanna do a hand-off session’ – Mike
‘I’m not saying I’m the best coach’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Jamaica score a try at the Rugby League World Cup – link – (Elis)
Diego rounding up stadium workers at Maracana – link – (Steff)
Football being played in the street – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Human Playground on Netflix: The Big Business Episode – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Jimmy Greaves meets Mike Tyson – link – (Mike)
John Devereaux hand off – link – (Elis)
Danny Cipriani interview – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Max Baer and Barney Ross: Jewish Heroes of Boxing by Jeffrey Sussman – link – (Mike)
EPISODE 133: A Sponge On A Stick
7 November 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘Can you own IP on intonation?’ – Elis
‘I don’t mind a sheep shit’- Steff
‘I would feel constantly bereft if I was a Roman’ – Elis
‘Imagine if you wanked after every good conversation’ – Elis
‘There’s nothing like a TED wank, is there?’ – Mike
‘Go and get dad’s gloryhole tray’ – Mike
‘Classic Scotland. It really is’ – Mike
‘If you’re gonna get sent off, don’t piss about’ – Mike
‘Someone else’s dick smells wonderful. Not my own. My own’s awful’ – Mike
‘It descended into sniffing willies’ – Steff
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Football’s loudest fan: Ronnie Lawson – link – (Mike)
Ruud Van Nistelroy on Italian defences – link – (Elis)
Rio Mitchum 400m runner and musician – link & link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Clive Sullivan, rugby league legend – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Sending off, Scottish-style – link – (Elis)
Tom Dempsey, New Orleans Saints – link – (Mike)
Match of the Day, 1974 – link – (Steff)
BOOK
When Two Worlds Collide: The InterContinental Cup Years by Daniel Williamson – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 134: He Knows Exactly Where His Life Jacket Is
14 November 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘Do you reckon Saddam Hussein had an opinion on Cardiff?’ – Elis
‘Just checking it fits in a car’ – Mike
‘Of course I’ve got first-world problems’ – Mike
‘I’m a big eater, right’ – Mike
‘Mike, are you directing traffic?’ – Elis
‘Two words: Lockheed Martin’ – Mike
‘I’m doing a podcast for Smith and Wesson’ – Elis
‘I didn’t wet myself’ – Steff
‘You really shouldn’t have corners on football shoes’ – Mike
‘I don’t think that’s a right-wing agenda’ – Steff
‘I’m just reading about Jordan Peterson’ – Elis
‘We’ve been appealing to the wokerati for too long’ – Mike
‘Fridges, right, I couldn’t lift up that’ – Steff
‘Who’s bigger: Bubbins or rugby league?’ – Steff
‘His boss was like, “I’m not paying you to play five-a-side with Elis James on a Monday night’ – Elis
‘Lovely thighs on him for a 15-year-old lad’ – Mike
‘In hindsight, I should’ve cheated’ – Mike
‘Dirty bedroom Garrero’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Jack Grealish meets Finlay – link – (Mike)
Rob Page meets Cliff Jones – link – (Elis)
Toronto Maple Leafs’ stick man – link & link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Rugby League’s Women of Steel – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Former Manchester City player, Paul Moulden – link – (Elis)
The best baseball argument ever – link – (Mike)
Adam Hills at the Rugby League World Cup – link – (Steff)
BOOK
The Tour According To G by Geraint Thomas – link – (Elis)
EPISODE 135: Berry Gordy Snaps Your ACL
21 November 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘Are you a Welsh football fan?’ – Mike
‘In real life, you have not had this rant’ – Steff
‘Are you a man of your word?’ – Elis
‘That’s just two men in bondage gear, who’ve walked into a room’ – Steff
‘One of Kelly’s friends shagged about four of the boys on our wedding night’ – Mike
‘I’m Mr Perfect’ – Elis
‘No-one from Island Records is gonna beat the shit out of you’ – Steff
‘Wanker’s trick rule’ – Elis
‘Call the referee a nob head’ – Steff
‘VERY energetic hip thrusts’ – Mike
‘Go to Swansea on a Thursday, pal’ – Steff
‘Crosby, Stills, Nash and Garrero’ – Mike
‘It’s like a Caravaggio painting – and there’s me’ – Mike
‘I love being right about things’ – Mike
‘People think I’m a pro-Jordan Peterson climate denier, who likes the Nazi party’ – Mike
‘I don’t care enough to have an argument’ – Steff
‘I’ll throw anything’ – Mike
‘He could fucking smile, couldn’t he?’ – Mike
‘We’re drunk but we’re not cunts’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
The Top 100: NFL’s Greatest Players: Jim Brown – link – (Mike)
Paul Thorburn’s kick – link – (Elis)
Carlisle’s Hallam Hope scores a sneaky goal – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
There’s Only One Joey Allen – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Ricky Hatton’s ring walk – link – (Elis)
Cracking throw-ins – link & link – (Steff)
Fan Joe’s first Wales game – link – (Mike)
BOOK
World In Their Hands by Sarah Hunter and Martyn Thomas – link – (Mike)
EPISODE 136: Berry Gordy Snaps Your ACL
28 November 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘I’m not one of those sovereign citizens’ – Mike
‘I’ve never bought a bin, I’ve never nicked a bin’ – Mike
‘I didn’t like being in a room with wire coat hangers’ – Mike
‘Mike, are you unemployed?’ – Elis
‘He went, “Mate, can you not mention I’m your personal trainer”’ – Mike
‘It’s a secret car park?’ – Steff
‘I don’t like necking’ – Mike
‘I’m sure I read this once…’ – Elis
‘I have got wicked rhythm’ – Mike
‘I probably need to be more of a complete entertainer’ – Elis
‘Coco Pops and a can of lager, please, bar keep’ – Steff
‘Doesn’t dehydrate you, beer’ – Mike
‘Allan Border on the school run would’ve been a thing’ – Steff
‘I’m very much a six’ – Steff
‘I would try in cricket’ – Mike
‘I either would’ve survived the entire war – or been dead on day one’ – Elis
‘Nobody’s ever done a shit in a pint at a cricket match’ – Steff
‘Cricketers don’t drink piss’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Neco Williams can’t watch Gareth Bale’s penalty at the World Cup – link – (Elis)
Rainbow bucket hats banned at the Qatar World Cup – link – (Mike)
Freed From Desire goes global – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Unknown Runner on Netflix – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Allan Border has a go at his own player – link – (Mike)
Ireland at Italia 90, as told by BBC3 – link – (Elis)
GAA Skills – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Penguins Stopped Play by Harry Thompson – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 137: A Great Idea And A Big Sack Of Cash
5 December 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘The Welsh Rees-Mogg. Here he goes’ – Mike
‘She spreads them far and wide’ – Elis
‘I’ll say this for Noel Edmonds…’ – Mike
‘We’re not sponsored by Audible’ – Steff
‘As things stand at the moment, I’m happy to say I’m a Cliff Richard fan’ – Mike
‘Saviour’s Day? Better than that? Shut up’ – Mike
‘Politically, I agree with Morrissey’ – Steff
‘If I hear that CBeebies music, I just start crying‘ – Mike
‘If they can’t find their shinpads later, I’m going to go ballistic’ – Steff
‘I want kids calling reporters “mate”’ – Steff
‘Not a single thought of my own’ – Mike
‘Let’s go with a great idea and a big sack of cash’ – Mike
‘Do your ginger stuff’ – Steff
‘My hat should not be in that ring’ – Mike
‘How long’s the Bible?’ – Mike
‘You smoking a lot of herbal stuff recently, Mike?’ – Steff
‘I could draw ‘em right now’ – Mike
‘Fresh salmon: fuck off’ – Mike
‘The woman from the LTA with the blazer on gave me a filthy fucking look’ – Mike
‘The ol’ fourth Reich’ – Mike
‘This guy should be in jail’ – Steff
‘Have a piss behind a Cortina and come back in’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Rob Burrow – link – (Mike)
Cardiff children react to the Wales v Iran result – link – (Elis)
Bristol Bears’ names on shirts – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Matthews – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Cardiff schools rugby sing-song – link & link – (Mike)
Steffi Graf being very funny – link – (Steff)
Pitch invasion, 1970s-style – link – (Elis)
BOOK
Against All Odds: The Greatest World Cup Upsets – link – (Elis)
EPISODE 138: I’ll Be A Tooled Up Vegan Burglar On Mondays
12 December 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘Usually right on the vinegar stroke’ – Mike
‘Our bedroom is like a serial killer’s bedroom’ – Mike
‘I’ve got a sledgehammer by the front door’ – Mike
‘Three city boys discussing something we don’t understand’ – Elis
‘It’s like trying to tackle a car’ – Elis
‘My bottom doesn’t match my top’ – Elis
‘Is Jack all right? He’s wanking and crying a lot’ – Elis
‘I’m not gonna teach you catch a high ball, you twat’ – Mike
‘If you’re listening, get Bubbs involved’ – Elis
‘I’ve got a really short fuse. I get angry about anything’ – Mike
‘Frisbee guy, on a cold beach in Wales, is a dick’ – Steff
‘Imagine inventing Lionel Blair now’ – Steff
‘K for kangaroo court’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
RIP Doddie Weir – link – (Mike)
Joe Root shining a cricket ball on Jack Leach’s head – link – (Steff)
Barry Davies telling off Italy – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
Living With The Lions – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Good Stoke fan – link – (Steff)
Wayne Rooney on breaking into the Everton first team – link – (Mike)
Judith Hann dismisses the science behind frisbee – link – (Elis)
BOOK
All Shapes And Zebras – link – (Mike)
EPISODE 139: You’re Going To Actual Hell
19 December 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘My landline business has gone bankrupt’ – Mike
‘Have you not read the fucking Bible?’ – Elis
‘Right old religious cunt, she was’ – Mike
‘You know the Hitler youth, right?’ – Mike
‘Someone took a shit in the corner’ – Elis
‘Is watching Judge Judy and wanking a job?’ – Mike
‘I thought it meant he was gonna test out a cyanide pill on his dog and then shoot it’ – Mike
‘Black coffee, fags, sex and cheese. That’s all she did’ – Mike
‘You can say no as many times as you want, in as many ways as you want’ – Steff
‘Eventually, she saw sense’ – Mike
‘…gets off with the tea lady’ – Steff
‘I’ll accept that fraud is a risk’ – Elis
‘Please learn to trust Midland Bank’ – Elis
‘As a successful person, I like to work with losers’ – Elis
‘32 pints?!’ – Steff
‘It was the same bloke that, when you were younger, wanted to tell you how many fingers he’d had inside his girlfriend‘ – Mike
‘Here comes Laura, also known as The Glove’ – Mike
‘He’s had 18 pints and he’s having a Ploughman’s’ – Elis
‘Dip it in Irn Bru, something like that’ – Mike
‘The word “git” is always good’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Bobby Robson in 1990 – link – (Elis)
Tony Mowbray talks about Revels – link – (Steff)
NFL Films Presents: The Art of Persuasion – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
How To Win The World Cup – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Roy Keane scores for ITV versus BBC – link – (Elis)
World Upside-down Beer Drinking Champion – link – (Steff)
RTE clip about Niall Quinn – link – (Mike)
BOOK
Masters Of Modern Soccer by Grant Wahl – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 140: $illy
26 December 2022
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TOP QUOTES
‘Needless to say, I wasn’t invited. I was at Jim Davidson’s bash’ – Mike
‘I’ve had a few semis in my life’ – Mike
‘I can dangle salt off my elbow, you cunt’ – Steff
‘The full Sting move?’ – Steff
‘Advocat and Tizer’ – Steff
‘Jim Beam and a Cornetto’ – Elis
‘My breath doesn’t stink’ – Steff
‘I gave up the lottery in the end. Didn’t win it in the first two years’ – Mike
‘If I ever get headhunted by Netflix, I’m taking you two with me. Unless it’s silly money’ – Mike
‘In a way, I funded this’ – Steff
‘I’d happily punch them in the face right now’ – Mike
‘If Joel Dommett sent me a video of him wanking off, I’d be curious’ – Mike
‘You’re thick and poor’ – Steff
‘I’m weak. I haven’t got a killer instinct’ – Mike
‘Old Ear Back’ – Mike
‘Isy and I haven’t had a conversation for two years’ – Elis
‘This podcast has destroyed my personality’ – Steff
‘It’s like an illness, being on this podcast‘ – Elis
‘I’ve become increasingly less cruel as I’ve got older’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
French climber Solenne Piret – link – (Mike)
Coaching chat with Mikel Arteta – link – (Elis)
Barmy Army play Ghost Town in Pakistan – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Wild Waters – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Scottish commentary on the 1966 World Cup – link – (Mike)
England v Wales 1990, Twickenham – link & link – (Elis)
You should still be f-ing playing – link – (Steff)
BOOK
There’s Only Two Tony Cotteys by David Brayley – link – (Mike)
EPISODE 141: Little Tommy Two Kormas
2 January 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘Feel free to corner me’ – Elis
‘Elis’s sordid sex life was all over the papers’ – Mike
‘I knew I couldn’t bring Isy to sexual ecstasy‘ – Elis
‘I had a carton of Ribena between my legs’ – Elis
‘Then he’s feeling my triceps. Then I’m having a feel of his calves’ – Mike
‘Top Gear boner scene?’ – Steff
‘Your dick must be huge. Or tiny’ – Elis
‘The Big Dick poet is about to read one of his stanzas’ – Elis
‘Give me your honest opinion on that. If it’s good’ – Mike
‘Call that a dick, Dad?’ – Mike
‘Romantic sweary night’ – Steff
‘I don’t care how litigious this is’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Saint and Greavsie bloopers round-up from 1991 – link – (Elis)
Terry Venables forgets the lid is on – link – (Steff)
Ironman: Father and son – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Heathens – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Brian Clough advertises a 1990 World Cup sticker collection – link – (Elis)
Alternative baseball in Finland – link – (Steff)
Jeremy Reeves is going to the Pro Bowl – link – (Mike)
BOOK
How To Win The World Cup by Chris Evans – link – (Elis)
EPISODE 142: Oh! Rich, Mun
9 January 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘I’m still tinseling up’ – Elis
‘I haven’t slept for days. Just shagging’ – Elis
‘Keep your fuckin’ top’ – Mike
‘Imagine writing a poem called “Throbbing Boner”’ – Steff
‘If I’ve peaked, I’ll be fucking devastated’ – Mike
‘I don’t know Brian Harvey’ – Steff
‘He has got his cock out’ – Mike
‘I reckon I can become the people‘a poet’ – Mike
‘We’ve established you’ve had your creative peak as a comedian’ – Elis
‘Just churn out shit’ – Steff
‘I was struck dumb at how handsome you looked’ – Elis
‘Did they like the fact there’s a big pillar down the middle of my face?’ – Steff
‘Schofield? Donovan?’ – Steff
‘You’re a bum and a stiff’ – Mike
‘When was the last time you wanked?’ – Steff
‘Your Instagram algorithm is off the scale’ – Steff
‘What you do in the loo is your own business‘ – Mike
‘I look like a sex offender in this one’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Pele on Blue Peter – link – (Elis)
Dog stops play at the skiing – link – (Steff)
Mike Bubbins, Packers super fan – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Fifa World Cup film from 1970 – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Frank Lampard gets his own back – link – (Elis)
NFL player Stefon Diggs – link – (Steff)
World Cup winner Alexis Mac Allister arrives back in Brighton – link – (Mike)
BOOK
Becoming Kareem by Kareem Abdul Jabar – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 143: Milk Pod, Gloop Episode
16 January 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘He’s not a complete nob’ – Steff
‘Ever had any cock issues?’ – Elis
‘I was behind, by the way. I want to make that absolutely clear’ – Mike
‘Straight from handshake to intercourse?’ – Elis
‘Vic’s confirmed’ – Mike
‘He’s gone. I knew this would happen eventually’ – Steff
‘You don’t really see a phallus’ – Mike
‘Stick that on a Garibaldi, I’ll be happy’ – Steff
‘I was like, “Hello. It was only a matter of time”’ – Mike
‘I’ll be the one with the big 3:17 placard’ – Mike
‘Lot of foreskin stuff in the Old Testament’ – Elis
‘Me and Baggio up front. That is luck‘ – Mike
‘I can do throw-ins and run slow decoy runs’ – Mike
‘What are you trying to say?’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Batman and The Joker take each other on … at surfing – link – (Steff)
World PDC Darts final, THAT leg – link – (Mike)
Battle of the Gnoll, Neath RFC vs South Africa, 1994 – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
30 for 30 Podcast The Six Who Sat – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Graeme Souness on the death of Gianluca Vialli – link – (Mike)
Old NFL player, George Blanda – link – (Steff)
Five-a-side player sells a dummy – link – (Elis)
BOOK
Never Stop Dreaming by Stuart Pearce – link – (Mike)
EPISODE 144: I Was Briefly In The Freemasons
23 January 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘I’ve been stuck on haggard’ – Mike
‘She went, “You still look a bit pale compared to Ugo”’ – Mike
‘I love a tenuous Welsh person’ – Steff
‘She’s always been a Bubbins apologist’ – Elis
‘Who wants to see celebrities doing quizzes, unless I’m in it?’ – Mike
‘The future of wanking looks very bright’ – Elis
‘He was on 40 pickled onions a day’ – Mike
‘You shit yourself to an extent’ – Mike
‘I would somehow tear my anus’ – Elis
‘I got kicked up the anus once, on a night out’ – Elis
‘Have a bang on this’ – Elis
‘I’m quite an irate person’ – Steff
‘I quite liked showing off’ – Mike
‘If I get to 15 stone, I will leapfrog Geraint’s pillarbox’ – Mike
‘I love stupid people’ – Steff
‘We’ve completed the 12 times table’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Here’s to Lancashire: Dixie Dean enjoying a fag and some wine as a reward for winning the 1933 FA Cup – link – (Mike)
Newcastle United’s shadow play – link – (Elis)
Hundreds of riders hurtle down an icy cliff and crash into one another in the “Mountain of Hell” downhill bike race, in the resort town of Les 2 Alpes – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Franco Harris: A Football Life – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
The greatest crowd noise ever… at Crewe Alexandra – link – (Elis)
Seamus Power uses a putter to take on a 670-yard par-five – link – (Steff)
Incredible somersault touchdown – link – (Mike)
BOOK
Ivor Alchurch MBE by Peter Stead – link – (Elis)
EPISODE 145: I’m Buying Sudocrem In Commercial Quantities
31 January 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘He said, “Do you want to touch my snake?”’ – Elis
‘…whereas his dick, on the other hand’ – Mike
‘…and I did shit myself’ – Elis
‘Within five minutes, the bun and the chicken were fucking‘ – Elis
‘…he is standing by the lifts whacking off’ – Mike
‘There isn’t a wank that can’t wait’ – Elis
‘I’m such a people pleaser. I would never move on as a live act’ – Elis
‘Tell you who I think is attractive. John Stones’ – Elis
‘Imagine the state of his underpants’ – Mike
‘I would say “winner” in the loosest possible sense’ – Elis
‘He’s ignored t’shaft and gone straight for t’sphincter’ – Elis
‘The snot that had come out of my nostrils had frozen’ – Elis
‘I want to enter into a dialogue with my pain’ – Elis
‘I went, “This is warming up”’ – Mike
‘I don’t wanna tell people how to live their lives’ – Mike
‘I have watched quite a bit of the Dutch stuff’ – Mike
‘No one knits. No one wears ties. Fact’ – Mike
‘I’ve got some myths I wanna debunk’ – Steff
ROUND ONE CLIPS
The ancient art of… ferreting – link – (Mike)
Scott Quinnell and the Postcode Lottery – link – (Steff)
Andy Murray at the Australian Open – link – (Elis)
DOCUMENTARY
Legends of Welsh Sport: Neville Southall – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Liverpool fan’s unfortunate TikTok – link – (Steff)
Mark Hudson getting, and losing, the Cardiff City job – link – (Mike)
Erik Ten Haag arguing with Johan Cruyff, aged 13 – link – (Elis)
BOOK
The Art of War by Sun Tzu – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 146: Too Many Cooks Make Good Broth
6 February 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘It looks like you’re in one of Dexter’s kill rooms’ – Steff
‘Cards on the table, boys. I can’t be fucked’ – Mike
‘Mike seems to be driven by a “fuck you” agenda’ – Elis
‘You’ve been suckered in by Big Cat’ – Mike
‘When you die, mate, they’ll happily eat you’ – Mike
‘I’d love to go on Question Time’ – Mike
‘As a PE teacher, quidditch makes no sense’ – Mike
‘1984, I would say Chinese started in Newport’ – Steff
‘He had a massive nob!’ – Steff
‘I thought Butlin’s was the best place in the world’ – Mike
‘I was trying to explain who Ali Bongo was to someone today’ – Steff
‘I’m fucking good, inn I?’ – Mike
‘Broadly sorry, or broadly thank you’ – Steff
‘Fuck off, you fucking old prick’ – Elis
‘Mostly shagging’ – Steff
‘I should let it go…’ – Mike
‘Is that what I’ve given to the world? “Sounds fucking shit” as a catchphrase’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Boxer fails to fight his way out of a paper bag – link – (Elis)
Cheerleading: Blood, Sweat and Cheer – link – (Mike)
Colin Cummings: Air Hockey World Champion – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Breaking Through – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Judith Chalmers tour of Wembley, 1980 – link – (Elis)
Gary Player and the experts – link – (Mike)
Rugby: 1990 London Division vs Northern Division, England Divisional Championship – link – (Steff)
BOOK
x – link – (Mike)
EPISODE 147: Cwtchella
13 February 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘…masticating in their ears’ – Steff
‘When he thought he was quick, I used to love beating him’ – Mike
‘We’ll fucking see, shall we? Dickhead’ – Mike
‘I just look average – and I am’ – Steff
‘I just like the idea of big, burly piano players’ – Steff
‘It wasn’t a stunt dog’ – Mike
‘You can’t really bond with a tortoise’ – Mike
‘Where some black shorts and hit someone’ – Steff
‘I made a couple of bad choices on that trip’ – Elis
‘I didn’t mention it on stage because I’m not a maniac’ – Mike
‘I’m still stronger than the average bloke’ – Mike
‘My sheath is big enough’ – Mike
‘Kelly thinks it’s big’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Sheffield Wednesday ball boy – link – (Mike)
The best of Bill McClaren – link – (Elis)
Rugby player, Portia Woodman-Wickliffe – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Codebreaker, 1992 – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Wild swimming, 1972-style – link – (Steff)
Rugby league in the United States – link – (Mike)
Frank Rothwell, the most northern man ever – link – (Elis)
BOOK
Play Forever by Dr Kevin Stone – link – (Elis)
EPISODE 148: TODGERS
20 February 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘Ian said he’s freezing his wotsits off’ – Mike
‘Am I shitting myself? Course I’m shitting myself’ – Elis
‘You met Ross Kemp on a train?’ – Steff
‘As I remember, my life was entirely soaps and fucking frozen pizzas’ – Mike
‘Corrie: yes. Enders: yes’ – Steff
‘I’d love to be credited on hand claps’ – Steff
‘I wouldn’t say democracy is perfect’ – Elis
‘You want boot-cut tracksuit bottoms?’ – Steff
‘Listen, you twat’ – Mike
‘…Pyjama bottoms, which you’ve cut off at what I’ll call dick height’ – Steff
‘Will you stop touching that area’ – Steff
‘Full kit Gold’s Gym Wanker?’ – Elis
‘I hate blowing up balloons’ – Elis
‘I was telling a mate about the bumps the other day’ – Mike
‘Any lawyers in?’ – Mike
‘Richard Osman sent me a very nice letter, saying I did win hearts and minds’ – Mike
‘Fuck off and win your own prizes’ – Mike
‘Sweet and sour fried rice and a spliff’ – Steff
‘I would love to be an irate Scots person’ – Elis
‘I say, “Just say shit”’ – Mike
‘Cunting toaster!’ – Steff
‘Stood in some dog shit around Newtown the other day’ – Steff
ROUND ONE CLIPS
TV soaps continually getting sport wrong – link – (Elis)
Ringo Starr introduces the NFL – link – (Mike)
Sir Alex Ferguson scared by a balloon – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Scottish football fan isn’t happy – link – (Elis)
World Rally close call in Finland – link – (Mike)
Welsh rugby: East versus West – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 149: CARRIAGES OF JUSTICE
27 February 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘Never kissed a badge before’ – Elis
‘All my pants are far too tight’ – Mike
‘Is this what you told the policeman?’ – Steff
‘I don’t go round with my cock out. I’m not a weirdo’ – Mike
‘You didn’t know Dirty Den died?’ – Mike
‘Not Wogan. No way’ – Mike
‘I’ve been wanting to sign underwear all my life’ – Mike
‘I do own several pairs of trousers, actually’ – Mike
‘How did he break his leg? Throw himself down the stairs, did he?’ – Mike
‘Coffee does make me shit myself’ – Mike
‘What’s the bean?’ – Mike
‘I’m not buying value fucking mince’ – Mike
‘I’ve always known that you were a binge drinker, I hadn’t realised you were bingeing pesto’ – Elis
‘I was very much an Old Testament PE teacher’ – Mike
‘If I think you’re going to punch me, I’m well within my rights to punch you first’ – Mike
‘Crown Prosecution Service 0 Mike Bubbins 1’ – Mike
‘How did we get to Tony Martin from under-six football?’ – Mike
‘Telling my mates to shove it up their arses isn’t working’ – Elis
‘You never hear about the carriages of justice’ – Elis
‘I hate to mention things like softcore pornography’ – Mike
‘I could definitely do that’ – Elis
‘I’m in the wrong job. Kicking in the NFL is a piece of piss’ – Elis
‘I wouldn’t wanna get crunched’ – Elis
‘Kicking and cowardice: my two main assets to bring to the NFL’ – Steff
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Leeds United’s new signing, Weston McKennie, admits that espresso makes him shit himself – link – (Elis)
Toddler fouling – link – (Steff)
Aussie rules team talk. More is less – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Dickie Davies’ World of Sport montage – link – (Mike)
John Motson’s top-five moments – link – (Elis)
Matt Williams’ Texas Tech Story – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 150: BEST OF, JULY 2022-MARCH 2023
6 March 2023
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EPISODE 151: BOX KICKS TO NOWHERE
13 March 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘…Folded in half by a cross-fitter’ – Steff
‘I’m Wales Masters or nothing‘ – Mike
‘Houdini’s not still locked up back there…?’ – Steff
‘Crack out the Hitler stuff second half?’ – Steff
‘I think Mike has been rubbing off on me’ – Elis
‘You’re gonna have a great, short, life, Mike’ – Elis
‘Didn’t know you were a loser, Mike’ – Elis
‘Like a nasty Oprah Winfrey’ – Elis
‘I don’t want to be called a cunt for half an hour’ – Elis
‘I haven’t got a big enough brain’ – Elis
‘“These aren’t public sandwiches”’ – Elis
‘The curse of Distant Pod strikes again’ – Steff
‘I’ve changed my hair amount’ – Mike
‘That’d make some of the papers, I think’ – Steff
‘Talking about wanking again, Mike?’ – Elis
‘Just a shame he’s not a complete wanker’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Morecambe and Wise and Hunt – link – (Mike)
Duncan Ferguson on not playing for Scotland – link – (Elis)
Hazal Nehir – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
De Ronde 100: Behind the scenes – link – (Elis)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Mark Hughes’ top-10 goals – link – (Elis)
BOD and Jamie Roberts – link – (Mike)
Rugby slides – link – (Steff)
BOOK
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing – link – (Steff)
EPISODE 152: A CIRCLE THANK
20 March 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘Did you join in on the wah-wah?’ – Mike
‘My mate, Tabloid Pete, had gout’ – Elis
‘I’d rather be Clare Balding, than balding’ – Steff
‘I’m snoring within 30 seconds of ejaculation’ – Mike
‘Imagine being a bog-standard person back in the 16th, 17th century’ – Mike
‘Viv is actually putting a spiral staircase into my mezzanine’ – Mike
‘He was clearly on whizz’ – Elis
‘I said “In fairness to myself”’ – Mike
‘Knuckle down and become a millionaire’ – Elis
‘Elis Double Pants’ – Steff
‘A hundred grand on the piss. Oh my god, I feel sick’ – Mike
‘Just thank me off later’ – Mike
‘It does sound like the sort of thing you’d say to your wife when you’ve been looking at a girl in a short skirt’ – Mike
‘David Wilkie did a thank-a-thon’ – Mike
‘Gooey Buns 4?’ – Steff
‘Get an Onlyfans’ – Steff
‘Yes I know you’re horny – but it’s Dave’s birthday’ – Mike
‘My dad… it sounds like I have a vendetta that’s 35 years in the making’ – Elis
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Lou Macari’s charity work – link – (Mike)
Crazy cycling descent – link – (Elis)
Micah Richards’ barber – link – (Steff)
DOCUMENTARY
Ovett (1982) – link – (Steff)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Jordan Pickford and his biggest fan – link – (Elis)
Stringing a tennis racquet – link – (Steff)
Cory Allen interviewing Mason Grady – link – (Mike)
BOOK
Fibber In The Heat by Miles Jupp – link – (Mike)
EPISODE 153: I WILL MAKE AN ABSOLUTE STAR OUT OF THAT COW THERE
27 March 2023
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TOP QUOTES
‘I was surfing adjacent’ – Elis
‘I just wanna fist a cow’ – Steff
‘Hashtag: mine’ – Mike
‘I used to love birds’ – Mike
‘They had to milk a cow in the dark, or something like that’ – Mike
‘We’d lie there in our sleeping bags, showing each other our hard-ons’ – Elis
‘I’m the treasurer of hard-on club’ – Elis
‘I used to kiss his beard’ – Elis
‘He was nothing to do with stiffy club, he was an ex-fireman’ – Elis
‘What are you kissing Peter for?’ – Mike
ROUND ONE CLIPS
Stuart Broad vs Gary Neville & Jamie Carragher – link – (Steff)
Ken Owens leads Wales – link – (Elis)
Canucks fan giving money – link – (Mike)
DOCUMENTARY
Le Mans: 100 Years of Passion – link – (Mike)
ROUND TWO CLIPS (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
Canada’s half-time team talk at the Rugby World Cup 1987 – link – (Mike)
The Jann Mardenborough Story – link & link – (Steff)
Newcastle switching penalty takers – link – (Elis)
BOOK
How I Won the Yellow Jumper: Dispatches from the Tour de France by Ned Boulting – link – (Elis)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar 